The Theory of Relativity

I must have watched this movie at least about 10 times.

It is great. You get a little confused especially when dad goes to London and gets it on with the British girl while his daughter is watching him.

but other wise I will give it an 8 on a scale of 1-10.

the Lesbian scenes are great especially when mom and daughter gets it on.

I recommend this for your personal days.

Before incest porn became way, way overdone by pornographers, Elegant Angel's Patrick Collins took it upon himself to make a two-part "story" movie on the subject starring Joey Silvera. I found watching it more than a chore (try: torture), so I'll just give a few comments here on a true "like it or lump it" attempt at pretentious porn (as hinted at by the punning title).

Nici Sterling is among my favorite superstars of the VHS era, and here she's presented in her debut (when the story of a blended incest family heads for London), with her natural body, and even a cameo from her other half (Wilde Oscar). Also of interest is Jasper, a true blonde beauty forgotten today, delivering a very sexy shower scene. Danyel Cheeks is the star, always ready for a gonzo performance, and forced to suffer (along with the viewer watching her) acting with mime makeup on!

But beware: Silvera is of course a familiar porn pioneer, having appeared in so many theatrical Adult movies back in the day, but his frustrated improvisational style (he probably felt cheated out of mainstream work, stuck inevitably in porn) is embarrassing to watch. So to is Collins' attempt at directing, as his metier was always porn filler, the epitome (alongside Buttman's competing Evil Angel label) of mindless crap aimed at a target audience of morons.