Nerawareta gakuen: seifuku o osou

I didn't read up on this film before watching it and, going on the title alone, expected a stylish fight flick starring an assortment of Asian hotties. What I actually got was quite different—a 'pink' film chock full of bizarre sleaze, but with only a modicum of battling babes. Not that I'm complaining, mind you, because I find weird Japanese sexploitation flicks easily as entertaining as trashy action films, if not more so!

This particular slice of eastern deviancy stars Kyôko Hashimoto as 18-year old Mirai Asamiya, whose father has trained her from birth to help him exact revenge on the well-endowed man who stole his wife. Armed with a variety of unorthodox weapons (including a ball-shaped vibrator on a rope equipped with a telescopic penis!) and the ability to perform the 'velvet crush', an act which can render a man impotent, Mirai enrols at the school where her mother and her lover oversee an operation which sells the school's bad students as sex slaves to politicians.

Packed full of extremely raunchy action, much of which would have entered XXX territory if it hadn't been for the careful placement of a knicker gusset to prevent it from being too graphic, this is some seriously hot stuff, but it is the film's more unorthodox elements that really make this one a really memorable experience: Mirai's high-tech chastity belt; the stuffed bird inexplicably perched on headmaster Bush's shoulder; nerdy student Yuka's sudden transformation into a leather clad, chain wielding killer dyke; the truant officer who uses a rotating sex-toy to torture his girls; and the patently fake, red rubber stunt appendages standing in for male members.