Ding-a-ling-Less

2001
Not Rated
1 Std. 21 Min.

IMDb-BEWERTUNG

5,2/10

138

IHRE BEWERTUNG

Comedy

Füge eine Handlung in deiner Sprache hinzuJack Peterson is the most celebrated birdhouse builder in the town of Stalksdale. His large wooden erections are the talk of the town. He's friendly and attractive and seems to have everythi... Alles lesenJack Peterson is the most celebrated birdhouse builder in the town of Stalksdale. His large wooden erections are the talk of the town. He's friendly and attractive and seems to have everything going for him. In fact, you might assume Jack is one of the luckiest guys around. But m... Alles lesenJack Peterson is the most celebrated birdhouse builder in the town of Stalksdale. His large wooden erections are the talk of the town. He's friendly and attractive and seems to have everything going for him. In fact, you might assume Jack is one of the luckiest guys around. But most don't know that Jack was horribly disfigured at birth, making him incapable of forming... Alles lesen

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IMDb-BEWERTUNG

5,2/10

138

IHRE BEWERTUNG

Siehe Produktionsinformationen bei IMDbPro

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9toughspun

a birdhouse builder desires a pecker of his own.

when fellini committed 8 1/2 to film many commented that it was the most personal vision ever to find its perfect expression. when dante cast betrice to the flames of his undying passion many were aghast at the honest brutality of his unrequited feelings for a younger woman. when onur tukel, and a merry band of wickedly talented and misfited filmmakers--from the mecca of movie-making insanity--band together, during the course of two chilly weeks in december 2000, many commented that nothing more sophmoric had ever been committed...much less on film.

well, to the doubters out there, watch this original piece and find out why the ID is both a charming and powerful thing. and if that doesn't getchya, roll over and rub one out...it's probably time you did so.

kudos onur on a great piece of art

8tunayilmaz

Awesome comedy by Tukel...

I saw the movie in Izmir as the closing film of Izmir film festival. I didn't know anything about it but right now I'm glad I didn't refuse the chance to see Ding-a-ling-less! It IS one of the funniest movies I've ever watched and believe me I've seen zillions of movies!! (I'm a film critic!) Clever script and dialogs... Smart details... What else can I say? AN indie masterpiece with a totally unique style of humor... One can't stop by wonder what he's capable of right now. Ding-a-ling less was shot five years ago and i'm sure the director Onur Tukel is more mature now. I heard that his next feature will be a political satire and I really can't wait to see that too among with his previous works like "House of Pancakes"...

shaun1138

nice job

This film was a lot of fun going in, however the film drags just a little toward the end. This was one of the best independent films that came out of North Carolina. It was amazing to me someone could make a film out of multiple "dick jokes", but it was pulled off nicely. The cast was good which helped keep the interest in the film. While watching the film you can't help but feel sad for the guy with no dick, especially if your a guy with one. My hat is tipped to all who made this film possible.

6pgmezlove

Not Bad

I went into this film not expecting much and I came out not expecting much but it was kind of interesting and surprisingly decent. I might have to watch it again to see what I missed, but a good film.

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Jack Peterson: Tell me something pleasant about the dick, tell me something romantic.
Alan: Romantic?
[pause. Both descend onto sliding board tracks]
Alan: Well, I mean, I guess I could describe what it's like to be inside of a woman. I don't know if I have the verbal elegance to illustrate such a feeling; I don't know if Walt Whitman coulda done it.
[beat]
Alan: But there's this moment, man, when you first slide inside of a woman and your cock is coated with this wet, wonderful warmth that - it's unlike anything you've ever felt before. And the vagina, Jack, the warm, wet wonderful vagina. Even though it's, it's clasped around the cock and it's slathering its juices up and down the dick, it affects your entire body. It's like the vagina is just sending this surge of energy from her body into yours through your dick which acts like a conductor, or if you're not completely erect, like a semi-conductor. But the vagina is this microwave oven, man, and it is just sending that energy from her body into yours, and then, sucking yours back up inside of hers with it. I mean, it's almost, it's almost symbiotic. It's, it's like you've got these two bodies, a boy and a girl connected, to form one person. Connected by the dick.