DTV 'Doggone' Valentine

Ludwig Von Drake: Hello, everybody, and welcome to our DTV special. You all know what DTV is, don't you? That's when we take rock 'n' roll songs and mix them with terrific Disney animation! You know, we all have a love affair with our pets, and our pets have a love affair... with food.

[he chuckles as he holds up a green steak, which turns red]

Ludwig Von Drake: Let me demonstrate here...

[suddenly, he sees dogs running toward him]

Ludwig Von Drake: Oh! Hey! Uh-oh!

[runs offstage as the dogs run after him]

Ludwig Von Drake: Hey! You crazy... Get away! Don't step on the professor, you!

[the dogs then run off as Von Drake reemerges, holding the bone that remains of the steak]

Ludwig Von Drake: What did I tell you? Works every time!

[he holds out the bone as one of the dogs returns to take it]

Ludwig Von Drake: Here, pooch. Now, to get things really rollin', a dog with a great heart, Pluto! So let's get rockin' and wake up all those Disney dogs and cats! Hit it, Pluto!

[Pluto is seen turning on a record player, and "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" starts playing on it]