- Michael: [after watching Rita walk across the pool] Is that your trick, GOB?
- George "Gob" Bluth II: No, Michael, that's not my trick.
- Narrator: On the next Arrested Development...
- George "Gob" Bluth II: It's my illusion!
- Narrator: Michael relives a wedding nightmare.
- Larry: Larry, go to a mirror!
- George Bluth Sr.: You're fired!
- Larry: I'm fired? What? And this is how you tell me? At a wedding?
- George Bluth Sr.: You should not have said that!
- Larry: You shouldn't have said anything!
- Tobias Fünke: I'm videotaping your nuptials.
- Michael: [camera is pointed at Michael's crotch] I dont think I need any footage of my nuptials.
- Mae "Maeby" Fünke: He's in L.A., she's in Japan, how do I get these two characters together?
- Rita: You could always walk. Along the ocean. If it's not too deep.
- Mae "Maeby" Fünke: No! Deep is good! People are going to say "what the hell just happened?" and I'd better say I like it because nobody wants to seem stupid!
- Rita: The Ocean Walker.
- Mae "Maeby" Fünke: Holy crap, that's gonna look good on a hat!
- George Bluth Sr.: Just because a woman gets pregnant doesn't mean you have to marry her. Too many lives have been ruined because some cheap waitress at a HoJo said she used an IUD.
- Lucille Bluth: It was a Stucky's.
- George Bluth Sr.: But I believed you.