Dream Home

After watching this horrible movie I have a couple of questions.

Who where the people who gave it a ten in the voting? What is wrong with them?

Do yourselves a favor and avoid this piece of trash.

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If it were possible to give negative stars on films, this movie would be -30. It may possibly be the worst film in the history of film making itself. Dream Home features acting three or four bars below porno acting, the cheapest camera effects even my younger brother (Who is five years old for your information) can perfect, and a dreaded script to go along with it (Im being nice when i say dreaded). There are actually parts in the film where stagehands appear holding cameras and such. So I say go out and rent this movie, not for the acting, not for the effects, not for the script, but for the sheer laughter and enjoyment it will bring by making fun of "The Worst Movie Ever".

I felt the movie itself would have been good if the director had really tried to focus on making a good movie. Low budget is probably what they were using. It was an excellent story for a horror movie and could have been a great horror movie. Ghost stories that aren't gory are my favorite types of movies. The movie could have been up there with The Ring, or The Grudge but it seemed like a high school video project instead of a "real movie." The plot of the story was good--but the stiffness of the acting and the lame dialog was laughable. Even though it had a certain creepiness factor, it was actually a challenge to continue watching it to the end. Maybe it will rank with the cult classics for dumb horror stories. I'll give it some points for surprising me at the end, though.

Where to begin with Dream Home? Where to begin indeed.

Let's be clear, the most professional part of this production is the cover art. But even that is badly flawed, that house doesn't even remotely resemble the house in the movie and a child on a bike like that? Not relevant.

The film itself is truly amateur hour, it looks and sounds like a student film. The cinematography is messy and the sound quality is the pits. Want an example of how bad? You'll have two characters talking to one another and the background noises will vary in intensity when the camera bounces between them. It truly is awful.

The acting is some of the worst I've seen for years. No passion in the delivery, it's as if they were taken off the street randomly and asked to just read off a teleprompter.

The plot is recycled, we've seen it all before but better. So basically to summarize the film literally has no redeeming features. It looks like hell, it sounds like crap and the content itself is unoriginal tripe.

They do get better than this, but not by much.

The Good:

Erm....

The Bad:

Poor boom quality

Lifeless performances

WTF is that front cover?

Things I Learnt From This Movie:

When you actually hear the director yelling "Cut" in a finished film you know these people shouldn't be in the industry

People who buy million dollar homes can't afford kids

This movie had potential. And then the opening credits ended. I could have made a movie in my garage that looks better than this. The acting is horrible (let's just say the actors took a class in Overacting 101), the script is pitiful, the camera work is shoddy, the cinematography leaves a lot to be desired, and the plot was nonexistent. Not to mention that you can hear people yelling "cut!" in the background at the end of a few scenes. Not exactly the scary movie I was hoping for. Let's just say the description on the box was somewhat misleading. I just ended up laughing and mocking my way through it. Do yourself a favor and save your hard earned money.