Snow Black

Haven't seen an action movie so bad as this in my whole life. Completely amateurish acting, stunts and fighting choreography. Do not watch this.

Right, well I stumbled upon the 2021 action movie "Snow Black" by random chance here in 2021. And I opted to sit down to watch it, without ever having heard about the movie.

As I didn't know what I was in for here, then writers Trey McIntosh and Robert D. Parham had every opportunity to win me over and impress me with "Snow Black".

Except they failed to do so in every aspect. The storyline told in "Snow Black" was just bland, and it was not helping the movie one bit that the dialogue felt like it was written by someone in an elementary theater class. Needless to say that the acting was every bit as dubious as the storyline was. And then there was the action sequences, which were executed with the grace of a beached whale.

The movie was just swathed in a sense of it being inferior and unrealistic. I mean, the way that the armed forces were represented and behaving, well that was just laughable.

I am sure that there is an audience out there for a movie such as "Snow Black". I just happened not to be in that particular target audience.

My rating of director Robert D. Parham's "Snow Black" lands on a one out of ten stars.

Oh GOD, please make it stop.....PLEASE MAKE IT STOP 😭

How this piece of trash won an award and a nomination is beyond me. Absolutely everything about it from characters to acting to music was terrible.

It started off mediocre, but then hit comedy gold with the arrival of the hit team, a bunch of out of shape middle aged woman. Must be the most inept action scenes ever filmed. It looked like the producer's mom asked if her friends could be in the movie.

What is sad is that this isn't the director's first film, he's been doing this for over ten years. Time to stop and change career, please.

What's the plot? No idea. Who cares?