Elfette Saves Christmas

With Christmas just around the corner, the holiday movies are starting to pile up. I sat down to watch the 2019 "Elfette Saves Christmas" without really much of any expectations or hopes for the movie.

Why? Well, usually Christmas movies tend to be sappy and all much alike. But every now and again is there something that stands out as being a classic or actually as an entertaining holiday movie.

So was "Elfette Saves Christmas" such a movie? No. Not even by a long shot. And it felt like writers Christian Cashmir and Brielle Carter were aiming a bit too much off target, because the movie didn't really have any particular jolly holiday feel to it.

The storyline in this movie was just too boring and mundane, with parts of it being just downright idiotic. And director Christian Cashmir was just trying to make the movie a bit too politically correct with some parts of the movie, which ended up being ridiculous instead.

As for the acting in the movie, well, taking into consideration the limitation of the script and characters, then the actors and actresses weren't really doing all too badly for themselves. However, keep in mind that this is not going to have you in for a Shakespearian experience in any way.

This movie didn't captivate me, although I did manage to sit through the entire movie. And it was totally and fully lacking that special Christmas feeling that is required to make it a proper holiday movie. So this is not going to be a Christmas classic, nor will it be a movie that I will be returning to a second time.

My rating of "Elfette Saves Christmas" is a four out of ten stars. Watchable yes, but not overly entertaining, and definitely not a Christmas classic.

Normally off the wall Christmas movies are fun. This was the worst movie ever made. A pencil phone... Really???? Quinton Aaron must've burned through his " blind side" money to have to accept a part in this. The lines aren't bad but the acting is horrible. Elfette was only believable when she was crying. And the 10/10 review from Zachary Vazquez, because it was the first film he was in where he actually had lines, is pathetic.

The BEST ACTING In the movie was the scenes during and after the credits. Maybe because it was finally over.

This is a fun movie to get in the Christmas spirit while wrapping gifts for family. It's entertaining, and while it's not the highest budget or the most experienced actors, I think it's clear that the creators had a lot of fun making it.

It's also a bit of an enigma-- I'm genuinely not sure who the primary audience is. Is it a reimagining of a Christmas movie for adults, complete with assassins and, as one review points out, the b-word? Is it a goofy saccharine movie for kids about the spirit of Christmas and generosity? Is it an Elf knockoff? Is it FUN? Yes, yes, yes, and YES.

I really appreciated that they didn't do the typical romance plot, too. That was refreshing!

All in all, it's fun to have on in the background. I genuinely was pleasantly surprised by a lot of it. If you go in with the expectation that it's a low budget movie, you'll enjoy it.

Ham-handed with no small measure of inauthenticity, it's also unmistakably over the top, not least of all where special effects are concerned. Moreover, before 10 minutes have passed the movie has launched into the core of the plot; rare is the feature that jumps into its narrative so quickly. All this follows from Christmas movies, and family friendly movies, yes - but still films defy assumptions sometimes with just how forthright they can be. For all that, though, there's also some surprisingly astute writing on hand. The screenplay concocted between star Brielle Carter and director Christian Cashmir is filled with unexpectedly smart dialogue, wholly leaning into the tale's flavor with substantial puns and wordplay revolving around holiday season staples. We also get capable and amusing scene writing, and a weirdly engrossing story. There's no reason 'Elfette saves Christmas' should be even half as good as it is, but in no time at all, I honestly rather liked it.

Though direct and gauche, this a cheesy but delightful bit of silly fun. Kept at a level appropriate for young audiences, we're nonetheless treated to notions including corporate malfeasance and criminality, betrayal and loyalty, and the frankly absurd progression and exaltation of consumer technology. More care than I could have guessed was put into all details - costume design, hair and makeup, props, music, and more. I think the cast is actually really great as they all happily indulge in the playful story being told. That especially goes for Carter as the title character, doing well to embody the protagonist's jubilant naivete and determination, and Alea Figueroa as Sparkle, showing a bit more force of personality as a more knowledgeable and experienced elf. Though constrained by the nature of the feature, I think the assembled actors turn in fine performances with suitable range and poise.

It's certainly not perfect. Scenes are straightforward, written and executed so neatly that the narrative becomes a sequence of events only movie magic could have conjured. There's a certain tinny timbre to the sound design at times, especially when actors are speaking. And though 'Elfette saves Christmas' is focused more on plot than characters, it also doesn't give as much attention as it could to the heroine's innocence, the "fish out of water" aspect of the story. Why, Elfette herself is strangely deemphasized at times; for a movie named after her, at some critical moments the picture is less concentrated on her than it should be.

For any indelicacies and flaws, however, this is much more enjoyable than I anticipated. Many similar pictures have wholly failed to spark joy, or our imagination - so completely indulging in kitsch and heavy-handedness as to dampen all meaningful engagement. But Cashmir and Carter, and all others involved, have successfully crafted a holiday family comedy that manages to balance its constituent elements with just enough dexterity to be a genuinely pleasing movie experience. No, it's hardly an essential classic; you don't need to go out of your way to find this, and it's not exactly a riveting barnburner. Yet even with its faults, 'Elfette saves Christmas' is much better and more entertaining than it has any right to be, and not a bad way to spend 96 minutes for any viewer who is receptive to this type of feature.

Terrible writing, terrible scene placement, not sure if the acting or directing was the issue. Also who points their beach chairs sideways, even the people in the background at the beach were pointed the sideways instead of toward the water. If this was a high school project, I do apologize for my criticism.

I actually felt badly for not liking the movie, but I wasn't alone. My husband and daughter expressed the same sentiment.

We were waiting for it to get better, but that didn't happen.

I don't know why this needs to be longer to leave this rvw.

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