Scary Bride

I unironically enjoyed this crap movie. It's objectively bad. Bad writing, bad acting, horrendous voiceover. But if you enjoy ultra low-budget movies and the risks they can take compared to well produced, Hollywood fare, then you might like this movie. They clearly had a fun time making this movie, and they tried things a big budget movie would never risk...like sticking a fish where the sun don't shine. If you're in the mood for ultra low budget, this was a fun watch. My only nitpick was that it's trying wayyy to hard to pretend it was filmed in America, and the dubbed dialogue was nearly unforgivable. The fact that it's a Russian-made tale warning foreigners AGAINST Russian brides, makes it even more tongue-in-cheek fun. If you're in the right mood, enjoy!

The Foley sound effects and the voice overs are way too overbearing in this film. I found this the same way in other B films and I just can't watch them. Just use a mic when filming.

SMFH. Horrible. Simply horrible. Plain old fashion horrible. Just horrible.

When I first glanced at this movie, I thought: Ok, I'll give it a chance, you never know when you might find a pearl in the middle of the manure. But this movie really takes it to another level: terrible performances and a plot that makes no sense. The characters move and speak as if they just stepped out of The Sims.

If you're looking for a movie to laugh at, this is definitely not it. Scary Bride has characters so dull that if you don't fall asleep, you must have a lot of willpower. And the idea could have worked, a bachelor goes to another country to find a girlfriend, but somehow they manage to ruin everything.

The movie tries to be a mix of horror and comedy, but what you really get seems more like a video made by friends in a basement trying to get into film university.

Right, well as I stumbled upon the 2020 comedy horror titled "Scary Bride", I must admit that I was initially interested because of the movie's cover. Yeah, I did find the cover to promise something that could potentially be a fun watch.

Indeed, I hadn't even heard about the movie prior to sitting down to watch it. But the movie's cover and the fact that is a horror comedy was sufficient to win me over and sit down to watch it.

I didn't even make it halfway through before I gave up on this movie from writer Anatol Ardin and director Dan Grin. Indeed. Pretty early on it became clear that this was a bad movie. And not one of those bad movies that are so bad that they become fun and enjoyable to watch. No, "Scary Bride" was just painfully bad to sit through.

The dialogue in the movie was just horrible. It felt like writer Anatol Ardin had given a pre-schooler artistic freedom to write the dialogue to the storyline. And the fact that the characters were every bit as painful to watch didn't help much either.

Sure, the concept idea behind the script for "Scary Bride" was something that certainly had some interesting aspects to it. But it was just so poorly constructed and executed that it felt like a bad episode of an ultra low budget TV show gone horribly awry.

I wasn't familiar with a single actor or actress in "Scary Bride", and that is usually something I enjoy in a movie. But given the fact that the dialogue was just so God awful bad and the characters were bland and laughable, then the actors and actresses that partook in the movie just never had a running chance.

Visually then at least the special effects department were trying. But don't expect to be blown away by a grand spectacle of make-up and special effects here.

I have zero interest in returning to watch the rest of the movie, because the storyline and characters fell completely short of providing me with any level of entertainment.

My rating of the 2020 horror comedy "Scary Bride" lands on a one out of ten stars. Sadly enough, then the movie's cover was actually the best part about this ordeal.