- Sue Storm: I'm not sacrificing my son for this planet, but I won't sacrifice this planet for my son.
- Johnny Storm: The words you said to me earlier. What do they mean?
- Silver Surfer: It's a blessing. It means 'Die with yours'.
- Reed Richards: [giving a school lecture] This equation not only confirms alternate dimensions, it suggests that parallel Earths exist on different dimensional planes...
- [sees his students are bored]
- Reed Richards: Who wants to see a big explosion?
- [his students perk up]
- Johnny Storm: What time is it, Ben?
- Ben Grimm: No.
- Johnny Storm: What time is it, Ben?
- Ben Grimm: No, Johnny!
- Johnny Storm: Say it!
- Ben Grimm: I don't want to!
- Johnny Storm: Say It!
- Ben Grimm: It's clobbering time!
- Reed Richards: [in the trailer] Before we went up the first time, you couldn't turn invisible. Ben wasn't a rock. And Johnny never caught fire.
- Sue Storm: Ben has always been a rock. Johnny is... Johnny. And I am right here. Whatever life throws at us, we'll face it together, as a family.
- Reed Richards: [to Franklin] I don't want you to be like me. There's something wrong with me, always has been. The more I look at you, the less I know. And the less I know, the more scared I am. So, you know what? I'm not gonna look anymore. I'm gonna let you tell me who you are.
- Silver Surfer: Are you the protectors of this world?
- Sue Storm: Yes, we are.
- Silver Surfer: Your planet is now marked for death. Your world will be consumed by The Devourer. There is nothing you can do to stop him, for he is a universal force, as essential as the stars. Hold your loved ones close and speak the words you've been afraid to speak. Use this time to rejoice and celebrate. For your time is short. I herald his beginning. I herald your end. I herald... Galactus.
- Sue Storm: [Shalla-Bal goes after the spaceship to kidnap Franklin while Sue is about to give birth] Johnny, kill her! She wants to kidnap your nephew, KILL HER!
- Reed Richards: I don't dream, I don't wonder. I invite the worst possible thing into my head to figure out how to hurt them before they hurt anybody else!
- Sue Storm: And you know what? Sometimes... Sometimes you being you hurts me.
- Ben Grimm: H.E.R.B.I.E, How's that sauce coming? Yeah, I'll be the judge of that.
- [tastes the sauce with his pinkie finger]
- Ben Grimm: Okay.
- [He claps his hand]
- Ben Grimm: Okay! Is this guy good or what?
- [chuckles]
- Ben Grimm: I want to add a couple cloves of garlic, not because it's not delicious. I just want to add a little bit of zip, okay?
- Galactus: I was once little like you billions of years ago. A man from another world before this relentless, eternal hunger.
- Ben Grimm: Never late for Sunday dinner. Let's eat.
- Johnny Storm: Hey, what time is it?
- Ben Grimm: It's dinner time.
- [Johnny speaking Shalla-Bal's language]
- Ben Grimm: How? He barely has a grasp on the English language.
- Yancy Street Man: Hey! What time is it? Say the thing.
- Ben Grimm: That's not really something I say.
- Yancy Street Man: It's clobbering time!
- Ben Grimm: That's just in the cartoon.
- Ted Gilbert Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, we welcome you to a very special event. Celebrating four years of the Fantastic Four. And now, your host for the evening, Ted Gilbert.
- [first lines]
- Sue Storm: Babe, what are you doing?
- Reed Richards: I'm looking for the aloe iodine.
- [Sue laughs]
- Reed Richards: It's not here.
- Sue Storm: Yeah, because that's not where it is.
- Newscaster: Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.