The Mall, the Merrier!

The queues for this movie were massive on the day I went to see it. Perhaps not surprising given Vice Ganda's popularity and the fact that he heavily promotes the movie on 'Showtime' - his daily show on TV. But the truth is - there is nothing merry about this movie. It is tired, way too long and just not funny. The audience started walking out in the last half hour at the showing I attended. I get the feeling Mr Ganda is just cashing in on his popularity and has scant respect for his fans. He needs to up his game for Christmas 2020.

Philippine cinema is dying and this movie is one of the reasons why. Full of cash-grabbing mindless entertainment, if I can even call it "entertainment". Labelling this as comedy is a crime on its own.

Yikes, I saw the whole thing:((( I stayed through the credits and still could not understand the point of making this movie... or what was supposed to be funny about it. Cheap, worthless CGI was heavily used, even to create tears and change expressions, not to mention all the fake plastic and rubber, UGH. YUCK!

Might have been better if it had been made as an animation?

Filmed by a mongoloid for the abnoys. If you even like this filth, then you are the problem.

Jokes are all the same. Location is the same. Low budget film. A sorry kind of a movie this is.