Camp Blood 8: Revelations

Okay, so truly appreciate the majestic horror of Camp Blood 8 you really need to see numbers 1-7.

Just kidding... I don't even know if there is a 1-7, but if there is I would fully expect them to be much the same as 8... schlock, pure and simple. Terrible acting, effects, plot, cinematography, lighting, costumes, sound effects, characters, really badly done gore, cheap boob shots in the spirit of pure exploitation, all set in run of the mill roadside green strips and living rooms... a truly B-Grade flick all the way. But that is completely what it sets out to be, so even as I give it a generous 2 rating as a movie experience, if you want a truly terrible B Grade flick (which to be honest is what I expected when I watched it... I mean come on... CAMP BLOOD... 8???), then you might give it a 5 for what it is.

As a trash B title it deserves a 5, I suppose. It isn't uproariously funny but it is ridiculous enough to be worth a laugh here and there... often for more unintentional reasons that intended ones. Even for B movie fans this one might be too much of a weak showing, but different strokes for different folks as the saying goes. Maybe it is the B flick for you. If you are looking for a good movie, though, steer far away from it. But I am sure I don't have to tell you that though.

I mean come on... CAMP BLOOD... 8???

If you expect nothing and you will get what you want

PLEASE watch the review of this movie on Good Bad or Bad Bad on YouTube. It's hilarious. Also, this movie is worse than bad. And I'm pretty sure the director is a pervert.

Seeing that this is apparently the 8th film in the franchise and not having watched any of the previous seven. Expected nothing based on the cast and overall plot of the film. Right from the start we see how low the budget is with its camera angles, picture quality and subpar acting. Has the feel of a homemade movie. The poster art of the film looks decent enough but doesn't represent the quality of the film.

With these low budget slashers that attempt in being serious. It is hard in taking serious considering how bad the effects are and how amateurish the acting in. An instance of the clown using a machete slightly attacking one of the women resulted in her head being complete taken off. Other stabbings looked very tame. Their deaths looked weak as they would just fall down slowly.

The highlight is possible the lead woman. The clown is completely unscary or terrifying in any way. Entirely one dimensional. There are plenty of these type of films out there that are far superior and offer anything of substance.

I'm assuming that the director of this pile of garbage has REALLY BAD issues in his life that no amount of therapy will cure. This heap isn't even worth the electricity that powered my television set. LUCKILY (well...I don't consider myself LUCKY to have seen this "movie") but I saw it for FREE...and even FREE is WAYYYYYY TO HIGH of a price to pay to see this swill of a movie. Someone on here said not even SO BAD IT'S NOT EVEN GOOD??? Even describing it THAT WAY makes it sound way too good. I'm REALLY NOT KIDDING HERE...this "movie" will completely waste precious time from your valuable life. Walk FAR AWAY from this one,and don't look back!

Toodles.