Death Rider in the House of Vampires

YEAH! This is exactly what punk was about: Do it YOURSELF!

Here, Queen of all gloomy punk rock, Glenn Danzig, does just that: He "directs" a film!

The same impulse that made lil' Glenn say "ga ga ga, I can be a singer in a rock band" back in 1975 or whenever also made him say "uh, I can direct a movie like that Zombie guy!" So, for pure "punk rock"-ness of it all, good for him!!

BUT, as a member of an audience watching this dreck in hopes of being ENTERTAINED... whew. This ain't it.

At least when ICP made their films, they were so utterly, beautifully STUPID that you had no choice but to laugh along with them. Heck, I wasn't even drunk when I watched Big Money Hustlas and it was still fun. This film? I would have to be SO DRUNK that I would just pass out before I could even sort of kind of maybe possibly be slightly "entertained". PAINFUL to watch.

You'd think that after a career of doing songs about horror movies, this clown would maybe take the time to STUDY them enough before having such hubris about making one. Oy vey.