Unrelated X

Running 31 minutes long and now issued on DVD -costing as much as $30 a pop, this exercise in fraudulent advertising is Bree Mills spoofing her own faux-incest porn empire, at the expense of her viewers. It's the porno equivalent of Trump extorting money from his slavish followers by fundraising based on his Big Lie about last year's election.

Never even slightly amusing, Mills' writer-directors Joanna Angel and Quasarman/Mike Quasar have the cast overacting in the extreme to constantly remind us it's a spoof, even during the single XXX scene starring Kenzie Reeves and old Steve Holmes. It satirizes the fake passion of porn performers in the mix, as the duo are thrilled to violate the taboo of sex with a step-grandfather (hardy-har-har).

Punchline is stepmom Joanna Angel arriving to inform them that a mixup resulted in her not being legally married to Kenzie's dad, thereby nullfying even the step-relationship to Holmes, a development that nearly brings all of them to tears. Of course, producer Mills has built her porn success on faux incest all along.

Three other scenes run only a minute or two each, yet are advertised (and duly listed in IMDb) as separate TV episodes, making "Unrelated X" seem a lot bigger than it actually is. These 3 one-joke skits are truly dumb: Reeves in a bar bathroom making PG-rated love to bartender Mitt, caught in the act by step relatives Ryan Keely and Shawn Alff; Tommy Pistol as family doctor to Mrs. Campbell (Joanna Angel again), with the word "family" turning the lady on with prospect of seducing Pistol; and finally, Keely back again as Alff's accountant, with Ryan using a geneology chart to show how they're completely unrelated, but Shawn hoping that perhaps she's a step-accountant to justify his love for her.

Whether these pornographers care at all about comedy, they prove here to be inept at their craft, and fully capable of bamboozling their audience.