The Resort

I can go on and on about how awful this movie is but let me just leave you with this: At the 15 minute REMAINING mark is when this movie becomes a horror movie and they encounter the 'supernatural'...Please don't waste your time or money.

I thought this "horror" movie would never get going and I was right. It never did. It bopped along for about an hour and then decided to actually become a horror/ghost story. The last 15 min weren't worth the wait. The ending was exactly what I thought it would be. I think I'll watch Thirteen Ghosts again.

You have your 10, the shallow blond, the scrawny cynic as the jack, the smart driven girl as the queen, the sensitive buff guy as the king and the ace, the infamous half faced girl, all of the mediocrity suit. The hand checks all the boxes. Guess what happens. Exactly. Guess in which order they exit stage left. You're spot on. Guess the ending. You're on fire today. Granted there are only three horror plots; what makes or breaks a horror is everything but the story, and on those fronts this movie proves as flat as the beer you left on the kitchen counter overnight. Not recommended for consumption.

The only thing scary is the lost of time in your life. Take a 75 minute walk in the wood instead. A squirrel will be more excitement!

Terrible acting along with a predictable plot. We already had the people in a line for who would die first (and were right). Waste of time and money!! Worst $7 I spent!