Top Gunner

I'd rather climb up to Mount Everest, naked and freezing than spend another minute of my life on this bundle of garbage. Please DO NOT watch.

Top Gunner is one of those films that are so bad it is really very bad. Every line, every scene exudes ineptitude and badness at a level unseen before by any living being in the Galaxy.

Cliches abound, the special effects are poor at best , amateurish acting, below par production values, stupid and confusing plot. The filming location seems to be an abandoned airstrip in the middle of nowhere.

Asylum strived to be as awful as possible, and they did it!

And as the cherry on the cake, this was a stellar performance by Eric Roberts. He seems to be drunk most of the time....

Fantastic movie for anyone suffering from insomnia, cured in 30 seconds, chemical free.

Yes, a Top Gun remake (or sequel?) was scheduled for summer 2020. Apparently this did not stop the producers to quickly push their own mock version of Top Gun to the market. Market? What market? All Top Gun veterans from the 1980's wouldn't come close to this cinematic crap let alone watch it and the Millennials don't know what the heck this is. So who is this movie intended for? Beats me.

Also, Eric Roberts seemed to follow in Nick Cage's footsteps by accepting virtually every script that winds up in his mailbox. No matter how bad it is. Seems neither two have a reputation anymore to uphold.

The producers were also snotty and bold enough to keep "Top Gun" in the release title, which is surprising. So if you love amateur acting, plot holes, anachronisms, goofs, errors, visual mistakes and clueless directing, then you came to the right picture. Everyone with a bit of cinematic taste should avoid this though as it will cause eye cancer, bleeding from both ears and uncontrollable vomiting.

Eric Roberts in a "Top Gun" ripoff from The Asylum- What could possibly go wrong with that formula? Turns out, even more than I could possibly imagine. While normally I would encourage people in any artistic endeavor, no matter how ill-conceived, in this case, I'm asking (nay, pleading) with both Roberts and The Asylum to just... stop. For the love of all that is holy and just, please do not make any more videos! Sell the camera and donate the rest of the equipment to the A/V Department at the local high school for the tax write-off. Then just walk away, Renee... This makes "Plan 9 from Outer Space" look like Shakespeare...