Ebola Rex

This movie is one of the best ones ever made. The subtle nods and themes of the movie are well paced and perfectly crafted. There's nothing much to say about this movie other than it's perfect in nearly every way. I will 100% watch again.

I've seen a lot of really bad movies. I'm talking Sharknado series, Megaladon and spinoffs, Velocipastor. This doesn't even come close to any of them.

There's literally no plot. About 50% of the movie is an old man who's inexplicably locked his roommate in his secret bunker under his house and is cussing him out because he's afraid of getting infected from a disease (that's not even airborne.) Somehow the satellites are down but we never see any damage. Anywhere.

Rex has about 1 minute of total footage in the entire movie.

Lazy writing, horrendous acting, and no plot. Don't waste your time.

What is this film? What is happening? Why is Mike like that? I hate it. I love it. It's the worst movie I've ever sat through. I am blessed to have watched it.

I don't know what the plot was supposed to be, it didn't seem to be very clear or well thought out. Felt like a bunch of random clips slapped together with a mediocre cgi t-rex. It was perfect.

Genuinely though I will never watch this movie again. It was painful, even though it gave me and my friends an occasional laugh. I thought Mike was going to be a much better character than he was but that was expecting way too much of this film. He was the best actor though, which also isn't saying much.

Centuries in the Making , Special Effects Galore , with an All-Star Cast & a Wickedly Hot & Wild Hostess , " EBOLA REX " Rules ! Horror Hostess Deluxe , 'MALVOLIA : The Queen of Screams' Presents The Film an a Segment of " Malvolia's Movie Matinee " ; & It meets all the necessary requirements for the Show : Devastation , Death , Deviant Characters , & Loads of Blood Aflowin' ! The Story comes about by an Environmental Vigilante breaking into a Science Lab Injecting the Ebola Virus into Stem-Cell Reproduced Tyrannosaurus Rex , thus giving it the means & power to Escape & Wreak Havoc throughout California & Possibly the World . The Quality Acting begins with Mike Ferguson & Erik Anthony Russo portraying Friendly Neighbors . Erik's got a job he Hates , but a Beautiful GirlFriend he Loves ; & Mike appears to be an Annoying Stoner with some Serious Issues . The Lovely Elizabeth Barstow is the Girlfriend as well as The 'Dino Park Libby' ! Shawn C. Phillips Fabulously Fits as the agitated Save-The-T-Rex Protester ; & Ken May is 'Dick Steel' , the BountyHunter Hot on the T-Rex Trail , who hassle very Strange Eating Habits . Ryan Hadley & Melissa Delisi are the 'Picnic Man & Woman , who learn Not to eat 'al fresco' the Hard Way ! This calls for the Military ; & the first one we meet is the Iconic Action Star , Mel Novak , as The 'Department of Defense General Shannon Davis' , who Reports right to the President ! There's also James E. Taylor as 'Senator Bob Morris' & John R. Walker as the British BroadCaster 'Peter Sommers' , trying to make Heads-or-Tails of this whole Insane Situation ! There's even a Splendid Romp through 'Dino-Land' led by Jared Allen ; & Always Remember Marvelous 'MALVOLIA' is the Generously Endowed & Gloriously Gorgeous Jennifer Nangle ! Don't Miss Your chance to get Your hands on Dustin Ferguson's " Ebola Rex' which becomes available at SCS Entertainment on Tuesday Sept. 1st 2020 ! * EBOLA REX is Coming & HELL's Coming with HIM !!!

I went in not expecting much. Was still incredibly disappointed. Most of the movie was "artsy" shots of plants or the forever long opening credits sequence. Does this review contain spoilers? How can you spoil something that literally has no plot? I generally like "bad" movies. I think they're funny and somewhat entertaining to watch. This was downright painful. What was with the weird t-rex info session in the middle?! The whole experience was just really confusing. I'm pretty sure I've seen high school projects that were better written, directed and acted. I'm not sure if they were trying to make a statement on the events of 2020, but it definitely didn't land. Do not waste your time!!