Devil's Triangle - Das Geheimnis von Atlantis

Thank goodness I was at home watching this. I fell asleep!

Unoriginal story!

Bad script!

Worse acting!

Uninspiring costumes!

Awful sets!

Terrible CGI!

Don't bother!

I can hardly imagine how much effort was actually out into this script, production, props, acting or anything else.

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that a submarine has brick walls and wooden door frames.

Or that the entire cast of the Atlantis people are wearing modern era clothes, have modern electronics, furnishings and lighting systems - and also speak fluent English - as I was watching the English version.

I'm sure that it would be just as much fun to watch any other language version - because this is certainly entertaining in aspects where it shouldn't be.

However - as bad as it is...and it is bad...it's still more entertaining than most movies I've seen in the past 2 years.

It's not the worst of the bunch.

Yes, it's outrageously cheap - but it's Asylum Production, so you know it's cheap.

Crazy as it is...I actually liked it.

Just not enough to rate it more than I did.

Someday i hope to buy a submarine made of cement, wood and brick.

Do you know where I can find one?

Bad acting, bad props, bad script, bad directing, bad story.

Trying hard to think if anything was good about this movie...maybe the intro-music.

This is just a b-movie plain and simple.

By far the worst movie I've ever watched in my life If you want to waste your time, and I mean waste it to the point that there is not a single net benefit, this is your movie.

With unoriginal scenes, poor acting skills, and just a terrible plot- this movie has managed to make amazed at just how AWFUL a movie can be.

One moron gave this garbage movie 10 stars!!!

Really? 10 Stars? So it's like, one of the best movies ever made? Is that what you are saying? Unbelievable.

I'm dumbfounded about how bad this "thing" is. So my review has to be at least 150 characters long for it to be accepted. I can accept that because my typing 150 characters would take more time and thought than this "thing" would have ever taken.