Bigfoot vs the Illuminati

I was kinda on the fence with this one. I see a lot of b-movies, but to call this a b-movie would be a disservice to the people of the world who make actual b-movies like Robert Kurtsman or the Crum brothers or Barney Benson. These guys make real b-movies and they are American heroes. The people who made "Bigfoot vs the Illuminati" are a disgrace-this is a d-movie. I guess now I should talk about the racism. They are promoting old school 1840s style racism. I heard slurs I never knew existed. They made Bigfoot a racist stereotype, and it pisses me off when they call him uppity. Mostly because they're right: he is uppity and it's stupid that they wrote his character that way. Bigfoot doesn't deserve that. Free Bigfoot! They also imply that Van Helsing almost saved America from 9/11. This is unrelated to the movie...so why imply it? I'm done with this. I have been turned off from all alien movies until the end of time. I was planning on watching the sequels to this: "Bigfoot vs Megaladon" and "Bigfoot vs Megaladon 2" but you can forget that! I'm just tired...it's tiring...I don't wanna be around anymore. Like I said, I was on the fence with this one in the beginning and after five minutes, I jumped off and I fell far. I wish I was dead.

What a movie. Halfway through, I thought that I was watching a cutscene from a ps2 game. I will say, the voice acting is incredible. They managed to put so much character and emotion into their lines. The special effects have some good parts. The Illuminati people are super scawwy. Bigfoot is a big monkey. He likes bananas. That's cool because I like bananas and that's why I root for him. He kinda scary too, but when he beats the Illuminati, it kinda makes him more cool cuz he beats the bad guys up cuz they are bad and he is good. He really likes bananas probably. In conclusion, Illuminati bad, Bigfoot? Pretty cool.

But in an amazing way. Nice way to kill an hour waiting for my ky jelly to arrive from amazon. I'm too embarrassed buying jelly at the store. All the clerks know i like sticking things where the sun doesn't shine which is why I liked this movie so much. But in all honesty this movie was godawful.

This movie is one of the best, most creative, most influential films of this generation. I will be thinking about this movie for the rest of my life. Every day, every hour, every minute will be consumed with this movie. I loved it so much!

The use of historical characters really made the film a useful learning tool as well. I would recommend using some of the names for a trivia night with friends and/or family.

The animation was absolutely inspired! I really want to talk to the animators to really get a feel of the process behind this fantastic movie.

I could watch it over and over again, finding out new details with every watch!

Absolutely perfect 10/10 :)

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