Bluebird Films made a decently budgeted but poorly done parody of the Jason Statham action movie "Crank" in 2010, and another Brit Porn entity Television X went even lower with this Dick Bush-directed actioner in the same carbon copy mode 8 years later.
Its only grace, hardly saving, is a thorough-going showcase for Jay R., now more commonly using the Jay Snake moniker based on his uniquely artistic massive snake tattoo on his back.
He plays Tommy Logan, aka Snake or Tommy as nicknames on his smart phone screen, following in the footsteps of the classic gimmick noir "D.O.A." in which Edmond O'Brien was dying of a slow-action poison, and had to desperately find out whodunit before expiring (in the final reel).
Logan has been injected by baddie Mark Sloan with a deadly Chinese poisoned Viagra (!) which gives him a huge boner and requires him to constantly get laid to stay alive. Obviously auteur Bush is aiming low in the satire/comedy department, starting off with an embarrassing performance by Brit Porn icon Mark Sloan in fake wig and mustache as the overacting villain.
What transpires is extremely low-budget filmmaking (Bush gets better and more adequate funding from the Brazzers/Digital Playground conglomerate than from Television X) in which Jay runs around a lot and humps Brit babes a lot, latter resulting in an admirable number of copious cumshots which imply his Amazing Recuperative Powers, given that this sort of porn is executed on 1 or 2 day schedules.
Familiar talent includes Lou Lou as a redhead, Megan Coxxx and especially Brit Porn's top star of late Rebecca More who provides immense energy in her prolonged, real-time style hump scene on a bus with Jay.
I spotted topnotch Dorcel director Liselle Bailey (long-time collaborator with Bush) in an unbilled NonSex role as a stylish hit lady going after Logan with a bazooka, but special effects are quite poor.
