Some TS Like It Hot

The first porn-parody from the Transsensual label, fortunately this feature is Old School, using just the basic premise of that Billy Wilder comedy, rather than imitating scenes on some misguided nostalgia trip like so many Ryder, Myers and Braun videos do.

So we have Gay porn stars Dante Colle and Lance Hart on the run, afraid due to Hart's gambling debt to a gangster (Draven Navarro). Colle finds a combination hideout/job on the internet, which requires the duo to dress in drag and become hostesses at Small Hands' social club.

Nica Noelle's screenplay includes some clever dialog and okay situations, undermined by director Ricky Greenwood's omitting a couple of key scenes, which are merely alluded to vocally rather than performed on screen.

Hands' place caters to gangsters, so our unlucky duo meets up with the nemesis from whom they are fleeing. How that is resolved is left to an omitted scene, with Hart merely mentioning how they saved the day.

What is shown is some light comedy and XXX sex, latter strictly of the transsexual kind. Oddest thing is what's missing: no customer of the club approaches either star in drag, perhaps because they are so unattractive as fake women. It's odd because both Hart and Colle perform in Gay Porn as their day job.

Instead the movie makes a distinction between the ugly cross-dressers and the beautiful transsexual leading ladies. Those ladies include Aubrey Kate, looking marvelous in the Marilyn Monroe role, plus Khloe Kapri and Casey Kisses, all leading TS stars.

Another touch, common in the content of Transsensual romantic dramas, has no one surprised upon close inspection that the 3 TS beauties all have cocks and balls hidden away. Apparently Small Hands' club clientele digs TS girls and not runaway Gays in drag!

The sex scenes performed with condoms on (even a blow job is done with condom still on at one point) are fine, and at least Transsensual gave it a go at something a bit different.