Asteroid-a-Geddon

A new low for The Asylum, who are not even so-bad-it's-good anymore. Barely any kind of FX in this one at all, just a lot of people chit-chatting with looks of mild consternation on their faces. Eric Roberts is the 'name' cast member whose role is just to sit behind a desk and respond to people shouting at him. Almost as bad as cinema gets.

I gave this movie a try because Eric Roberts was in it and he's always a good watch. Boy was I disappointed! Even from the very beginning, this movie was a terrible experience. From the opening scene in space that had graphics similar to the ones my 12 year old makes on his laptop to the generic plotline to the bad acting by everyone. THIS movie was a dog that I put outside before it even ended. Honestly, at that point, I was rooting for the asteroid. It was so bad as to be painful to watch.

So you know the movie is going to have crappy special effects, bad acting and a poorly written, but the acting by the lead Veronika Issa (Alexandra Svoboda) has got to be one of the worst in movie sci-fi history. The other actors were fair to good, but the lead apparently went to the Joey Tribbiani night school class.of drama. Most of the time she looked like a chicken pecking while trying to recite her lines. I understand that the lead slept with the director in order to get the part, but the other twenty people in the movie looked like professional actors compared to Veronika Issa. I would suggest that in the future that Veronika only be allowed parts that have no speaking lines or acting positions. If she wants the lead for being the best, she could look at maybe a elementary or middle school drama program. Of course she would probably still have to sleep with the teacher to get the lead over the kids. .

This would be a good movie maybe if you are blind and deaf

With the title of this movie giving you plenty of notice of what to expect, you can safely agree that it will be crap. And, it doesn't disappoint. The acting is terrible with a honorable mention to Veronika Issa, from her bio, it looks like she's only just started acting, and it comes across as that too. Gigi Gustin was the stand out actress in this movie, she acted better than everybody else and she looked hot too. Eric Roberts looked totally bored. I wouldn't recommend this, unless you are vegging on the couch suffering some kind of hangover.