Barbie & Kendra Storm Area 51

My first experience with Charles Band's BARBIE & KENDRA series of films, a lot of which seem to have been made on the cheap (even by Full Moon standards!) during lockdown. This one hosts a couple of B-movie starlets (including Band's wife Robin Sydney) playing a pair of dimwitted bimbos who get into various scrapes with Corona zombies and the like. However, this turns out not to be real film at all, but rather one of those MST3K-style spoofs which shows a couple of older films and dubs new, dumber dialogue over the top. It's extraordinarily stupid, and even a Schwarzenegger imitator doesn't add any fun, meaning that I was cringing throughout.

Gotta love Full Moon for silly things like this, it's very silly and some of it really made me laugh out loud. Lots of funny dubbing and stuff. If you like a stupid silly time then switch your brain off and enjoy

I promise you whoever gives this "movie" above two stars is being paid off or are the directors themselves. They completely stole clips from other people's project first of all is that even legal, the green screen was terrible, lighting terrible, writing terrible, ask yourself are they trying to be funny by making a "bad on purpose" movie or do they just not know how to make a good movie. Remember the doll graveyard days? Smh. You have to stop eventually if you don't have the budget or ability to make a good movie just don't make a movie at all. At some point they just started doing voice overs to a different movie lmao this movie was definitely made and edited on one single laptop.

I love Charles Band, so i automatically give it 4 stars. Honestly, nothing here. This is his third movie (short film really) he has put out during covid lockdowns. It's just Barbie (Cody Cameron) and Kendra (Robin Sydney) talking and being ditzy, while supposedly watching footage on TV. Here he spliced together scenes from old movies as usual, here it was 'The Day Time Ended' and 'Space Thing' and using ridiculous voice overs. There is nudity (from the old films) and silly fun. If you hoping to see Barbie and Kendra nude, it doesn't go further than their skimpy outfits, just like the other 2 films. One thing is Charles Band is figuring out a way to keep working and put out product. However you may think of it. The end basically says there will be a fourth. He won't stop.

Within the first five minutes I was already writing the review in my head, once the TV show came on, it got a little more entertaining. There is nudity in this movie, probably should be rated a MA at minimum.

The movie is watchable, just. Reminded me of an Australian film in 1993, Hercules Returns (tt0107103). That's how you dub over a film, just a tip.