A Gruta

Bad acting, no plot line, predictable, bad dubbing, no horror no nothing. I don't even know if there is any decent ending as I tollerated this clap trap for about an hour before I gave up.

I'm not even sure what message this movie was trying to convey. It really spoke of some sort of cult living beneath a church. Faith was in question. It wasn't really scary and didn't seem to make much sense. 3/10.

Very boring and waste of time movie. Boring actor no horror low quality movie. It doesn't fit to any genre. Low quality acting. You guys need to improve a lot lot lot.

Great contradicting dialogue. For example, 5 minutes after setting the guys busted knee, everyone says the guy's leg is doing better. 5 more minutes and their now saying the guy's leg is rotting off from infection. A few minutes after that one of the women are making the guy who set the broken leg up without looking at it, promises when the time comes he will definitely cut the guy's leg off. This is definitely a comedy to say the least. Earlier when the cave collapsed, one of the guys says "Well the cave already collapsed so there's no way it's going to collapse anymore. It's definitely finished collapsing!" If I was there I would have punched the idiot in the face for making such a stupid statement. Then at some point the guide said right after the cave collapsed, in so many words "Hey we need to be careful about conserving our water, we just lost a third of our water!" Then later on they said, "We have enough water to last us for at least 5 days!" If you're not busy and you have 99 minutes to spare for a good laugh, then go ahead, get some good CBD products and some margaritas and sit back with some good friends and get ready to laugh your asses off! This movie has the potential of being funny HaHa or ROFLMFAO if you pay attention to the funny twists and turns in the dialogue. Kind of has a 'ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW' vibe to it after the first margarita and CBD gummie session!!

One extra star for scenery of the cathedral, which others have also praised. Other than that, not much else to give positive input on. It is so bad that you might have fun inviting friends over for a good laugh while getting lit.

First off, if you're watching it on Amazon Prime like I did, it does help to adjust it to the original Brazilian with subtitles, because the English dub is reeeally bad. Or if you're going for the fun of it, definitely watch the dubbed version.

This mess is supposed to be horror and I suppose by some stretch it could be classified as such. Is there a genre for just dumb? Anyway, we go back and forth between the backstory of a group of spelunkers touring a grotto, to a hospital where the one survivor is being questioned by a nun and a really creepy woman detective and to a beautiful cathedral. The scenes in the grotto are so mind numbingly stupid...so incomprehensibly bizarre...so headscratchingly hilarious-all while being performed by awful actors having to recite a terrible script-that you simply don't know whether to laugh or just yell expletives at the screen.

What's this film even about? I DON'T KNOW! What's it trying to say? NOT A CLUE! There is nothing good to say about this movie...except for the cathedral.

A grudging 2/10.