High Guardian Spice

The artists are so lazy. Didn't anyone see how they blatantly copied and pasted textures onto light posts and breads? The voice acting sounds like a group of teens recorded themselves on the phone, not to mention, they don't fit the characters very well. And don't get me started with the script. What are they? Tumblrinas?

Just really cringe. Bad product. Everything around it stinks. Bad dialogue. Mediocre Animation. Horrible backgrounds. Cringe story.

The story its just bad, boring and stupid. The dialogue its funny if taken out of context, you're drunk and have a poor sense of humor. From the start of production to the finish it had a bad mindset around it that was enhanced by the criticism that came with the original announcement. It probably could have been better if it didnt received so much hate from the start but even without it the quality of the anime wouldnt be great. Just a little bit less horrible.

You can see very clearly that the creators were in a bubble. Didnt understand the world around it and therefore their audience. After the release i hope it popped.

Some of the worst dialogue ever written. Every moment is incredibly stilted and awkward. Animation quality ranges from passible-to-terrible. Sound quality is remarkably awful, characters sound like they're speaking into a vacuum.

Hard pass.

You know that High Guardian Spice is off to a bad start when you realize that the title is dishonest. *None* of the characters are named after spices. Nor do we actually know what they're guarding against. So the only thing that is accurate between the series and the title is "High." Because that's the only thing you'll feel after you finish watching the first (and likely the last) season of Crunchyroll's feverish, incoherent DoA nightmare, High Guardian Spice.

2/10 (it could've been 1/10 if it wasn't for Slime Boy)

Please don't waste your time watching this series. There are plenty of other things that you can do with your time.

If you're looking for a similar series, please just watch Little Witch Academia instead. It is honestly one million times better.