Finding Jesus 2

Okay, I get it: there are basically bot accounts everywhere trying to save mockbusters. Apparently, I've suffered a disease known as having my braincells rot. I let my curiosity get the better of me and I watched it. Shouldn't have done that.

Once again, the terrible set of characters are back and they once again don't find Jesus. All they do is repeat the first movie, tell Bible stories as usual. I mean, the title says "Finding Jesus" on it, so why can't they find Jesus?!!

The plot is unbearable, the animation is ten times as worse, the CGI is broken, and of course, the visuals, voices and other parts were straight up bland.

Bot accounts are literally begging for a sequel, but here's the proof of how they'll never get one: Another rip-off of finding Nemo won't save your precious little mockbusters and get a threequel. Move on, and stop ruining people's lives by rating bad movies 10/10.

Even better than the first one. The next Citizen Kane. I really felt connected with Jesus after watching this. It speaks to our current societal problems by having a shark speak of Jesus because if a shark can love god and speak gods words anyone can and anyone can be good. After I saw this movie I saw God and my Dad came back with the milk.

I am speechless. This was a cinematic masterpiece. In my 29 years of professional film reviewing, those hours and hours of neglecting my duties has a husband and father and searching for the film that touches my heart, my very soul, this is the closest yet. I cried, I laughed, I yelped in joy as our fishy friends found our lord and saviour.

The amount of people this will save from the fiery pits of lucifers house and into the arms of Jesus makes me shed a tear of gratefulness just thinking about it. Watch this movie, show your kids, show your parents, show your grand parents, show the milkman. The heartache, the drama, tied with a bow to make the cinematic classic and hands down, the most heart wrenching film of the 21st century, Finding Jesus. Thank you devs.

THE FOG IS COMING RUN RUN RUN THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING.

Finding Jesus 2" emerges as a triumphant continuation of Muggles and Joy's spellbinding underwater odyssey, seamlessly blending breathtaking visuals with profound spiritual depth to create an unforgettable cinematic experience. Building upon the foundation laid by its predecessor, this sequel dives deeper into themes of faith, redemption, and the transformative power of belief, delivering a film that is both visually stunning and emotionally resonant.

From the opening moments, "Finding Jesus 2" immerses viewers in a mesmerizing underwater world teeming with life and wonder. Director Muggles demonstrates a masterful command of visual storytelling, utilizing vibrant colors, ethereal lighting, and awe-inspiring marine landscapes to captivate audiences and evoke a sense of awe and reverence for the mysteries of the deep.

At its heart, "Finding Jesus 2" is a testament to the enduring strength of the human spirit and the unyielding power of faith in the face of adversity. As Muggles and Joy embark on another soul-stirring journey, viewers are invited to join them on a quest for truth and enlightenment that transcends the confines of the physical world. Through their encounters with mystical sea creatures, ancient ruins, and profound revelations, the protagonists confront their own doubts and fears, ultimately emerging stronger and more enlightened than before.

One of the most remarkable aspects of "Finding Jesus 2" is its ability to seamlessly weave together elements of spirituality, philosophy, and adventure into a cohesive and engaging narrative. As Muggles and Joy navigate the treacherous depths of the ocean, they are confronted with existential questions about the nature of existence and the meaning of life, prompting viewers to ponder their own beliefs and values long after the credits roll.

In addition to its breathtaking visuals and thought-provoking themes, "Finding Jesus 2" boasts a stellar ensemble cast whose performances elevate the film to new heights. Led by Muggles and Joy, each actor brings depth and authenticity to their role, infusing the characters with humanity and vulnerability that resonates with audiences on a profound level.

Ultimately, "Finding Jesus 2" stands as a testament to the power of cinema to inspire, enlighten, and uplift. With its breathtaking visuals, thought-provoking themes, and powerhouse performances, it offers viewers an immersive and transformative experience that transcends the boundaries of traditional filmmaking. As Muggles and Joy's underwater odyssey unfolds, it reminds us of the boundless possibilities that await those who dare to embark on a journey of self-discovery and spiritual growth. In the end, "Finding Jesus 2" is not just a sequel; it's a cinematic masterpiece that deserves to be celebrated for its profound beauty and enduring wisdom.

I used to see Jesus with a cynical eye. My eyes have been opened thanks to this movie. There was laughter, joy, and heartache. Watch NOW to find Jesus.