Demon Haunt

CGI could be better by using finger painting by an armless person. The acting is horrible! Pacing is nonexistent!

Trivia provided here states this film features the director's first use of CGI in his 60-year career, and this surprised me. Because the graphics here look like they were created by a 12 year old on a 20-year-old computer.

I love me some low budget horror, and this is the lowest of the low.

Scooby Doo had more realistic monsters. When the actors saw the final product, they probably went into shock.

The dialogue and acting are tongue-in-cheek enough to make this an enjoyable bad-movie watch.

But holy hell, the horrific CGI takes it over the top. The car crash scene would have been more believable if they'd used Hot Wheels cars blown up with firecrackers.

I feel the need to pour out a 40 for the poor actors in this flick.

HEY EVERBODY ITS ME, (4) and today we review ...... oh jesus why .....why do we do this to ourselves - the movie !!!!!!

LOL okay so first off .... literally everything is wrong with this movie ...BUT this guy ..... the one who makes these movies .... hes like todd sheets, or the polonia bros ..... its the films that are admired by SO SO many because no matter what people have said over the years ...they have kept going and kept doing what they love ...make movies .... and that alone REALLY shines through ....

you might hate the films ... but you cant deny that some where deep inside your jealous of these types of guys ....because they are living their dreams ...free and happy i imagine ... sure they take a TON of critisism and believe my review will be no different BUT all the same mad respects

so the technical aspects - lighting, sound, etc ..all bad ..lol... EDIT: ....ugh ... the lighting isnt "bad" persay .... its all natural it looks .... and actually thats the best kind of lighting you can do ..and its done really well throughout ... you can see things ... so ... NEVER MIND ! Well until the end parts mostly .... then its kind of ...eh .... but still not too bad off .....

acting terrible .... my dog acts more convincing trying to say she didnt poop in my box of adult diapers again ..... dont ask ....its between me and my dog ....

EDIT: you know maybe im wrong .... if you close your eyes the voices are genuine sounding ... almost like your standing just in a room with some people actually talking about ...whatever .... and isnt that acting ? ...to be convincing ? ...i think maybe the facial expressions kill it for me .....

the CGI demons and such ..... WOW ....i would think that ...someone ... somewhere at some moment would have said .... " dude ...no .. stop...i know you just got this new program and your REALLY excited ...BUT not like this .... " .... but im thinking his mom said "aaawww sweety your doing so good keep it up " instead .... note to literally everyone out there YOUR PARENTS ALL LIE TO YOU !!!! You cannot do anything you put your mind to .... and sometimes you shouldnt even try .... playstation one called ...its wants its grahix back ....

filmed on a home video tape recorder from 1942 ..... it has all the look and feel of a real potato ...... but again on the flip side .... make due with what you have .... why do i have such a soft spot for movies like these lol....

now again i say ..... its bad ... like bad bad ... BUT theres a charm in it ... a special something that keeps you watching ....and again can be appreciated in it ... maybe it reminds you of a simpler time as a kid and filming your own things and pretending with your imagination monsters were going to get you etc ...i dont know ..but this is it ....

so it gets a 1/10 BUT only because of the technical and all that stuff ...the heart in it is worth way more points .....

EDIT .... why ...why did i go back ? ... i dont know ... maybe i felt the 1 was to harsh for some reason .... even technically its not as bad as some ive seen so ... im giving it a 3/10 .....make it a 4/10 , because again the vocal work isnt the worst ... none of this is the worst ... this is a very confusing time for me lol...