The Christmas Pitch

There's a montage in here where some jamokes are throwing balls at Santa Claus. Most are figures we've met before in this movie but lemme tell you there's one random guy and I gotta ask WHO IS HE?? Crisp beard? White sweater? Pinpoint accuracy with the ball!?!?

Why? Because it is possibly the worst Christmas movie ever made. Everything about it is absolutely horrible. The lighting is bad, the story is bad, even something as simple as the driving sequences are bad. It's so successfully bad.

The woman who plays the mom is a decent actress, but that's literally the only thing that this from has going for it. Which is actually kind of unfortunate because if she was a bad actress at least it would be completely and purely awful.

If you work in film, just watch this for a good laugh. Actually many laughs. A particular delight is the bad actor versus car projection screen when he is 'driving.' beautiful. Lots of technical mistakes. It's like watching a bad student film that they tried to cover up with hallway decent music.

Great holiday content. Warm interaction between two former lovers,who rekindled their love in the perfect place finding happiness. A family setting that gives us the true meaning of Christmas and it's never to late to open your heart to great possibilities.