Heavenly Radio

Oh, how the mighty have fallen! Will Ryder and his partner in crime Scott David were riding high with a series of stupid but crucially profitable porn parodies for Adam & Eve several years back, but now he's making low-budget equivalents of one-day wonders for A & E, thanks to the porn audience's losing interest in story-driven porn and dwindling toward zero DVD sales.

Misty Stone stars as a porn star named Misty Stone (no, it's not playing herself, just a fictional version thereof) who's informed by angel Frank Bukkwyd that she's dead, her entrance to heaven TBD.

She has to do good work to earn entrance to the Pearly Gates, or it's straight to Hell, and poor Bukkwyd will have to join her there if he fails to deliver goodness from her. She's assigned to do a podcast designed to help listeners with their sexual problems, hence a good deed.

At this point early in the show I realized this must have been a dog-eared old screenplay scooped out of Ryder's bottom drawer, as the movie unfolds like a standard call-in radio show porn vignettes structure, c.f., previous releases like Nina Hartley in the "Naked Hollywood" series or more recently British "Erotica FM" and "Radio Erotica". Misty talking dirty to the microphone while we watch couples respond and make love is hardly podcasting.

Sex scenes are mechanical, and Misty gives a performance way below her standard. It's close to an all-sex movie, more like the scores of jail-bait gonzo junkers Ryder & David cranked out for A & E's budget label Bad Seed a decade before they hit paydirt ripping off mainstream movies like Grease and Rocky.