The Honeymoon

For starters the plot was seemingly written by a college student who has seen every generic piss poor comedy action romance film and wrote the script in a single night while high. The plot is incredibly boring but could have done well if any effort at all was put into it. A group of C list actors with absolutely no chemistry are the three lead character who I struggled to support the entirety of the way though. A lackluster villain who I at some point began to root for but even then he seemingly had no defining characteristics other than attractive Italian mobster. The comedy was cheap and corny. A majority of it seemed to go for shock factorThe jokes were so bad some of them were good. It seemed as though they had about 1/18th of the script dong and they were told to adlib the rest while they all have not a creative fiber in their body. A forced happy ended to top it all off with a character so undeserving for everything that he put the others through. Do not give this movie the movie they do not deserve. Teach the actors and director to read the script and screenplay before accepting something that they knew would turn out to nothing more than a hot steaming pile of crap.

I watch quite a few films but I never really review them. This one, however, is so bad that I felt compelled to write about it. The acting is terrible, there is no storyline, nothing is funny and nothing is interesting. Save nearly 2 hours of your life and avoid this utter turkey of a movie.

None of the characters have any sort of chemistry between them and how they managed to get anyone to 'act' in this film, apart from a big fat pay cheque, is beyond me.

This truly is a zero-star type of film. I don't believe anyone can have any interest in it and it's at times like this that you wish that your memory could be wiped.

Terrible.

1 Star. I would give 0 Stars, but the rating system won't allow it.

Starts Off Bad, But Wait, it Gets Worse... Another worst film! Full of boring conversation, and annoying overuse scene! Avoid at all cost!

Whoever makes this garbage should stop and focus on something else. Wedding videos maybe? Or possibly just a new career in general because this is fraud.

This film is bad.

But man oh man this is just amateur hour. I've seen better films on the dollar rental shelf back in the 90s.

If the writer/director got funding for this, it is a good example of someone completely wasting time AND MONEY on boring, uninspired trash like this.

I was rooting for the villain to shoot the three leads....

This was predictable at every turn and relied way too much on Asim Chaudry to do his thing without giving him any material to work with.

It is a good film to play 'guess what predictable thing is going to happen next' - and I bet you'll be correct at every beat.

It's almost like someone took a screen writing class, bucked the buddy rom-com structure and just changed the names. Then forgot to write any jokes.

There are some terrible films that become cult classics and others that get utterly forgotten. Let's hope this is the later. Sorry.

Like I said, the best friend is a selfish obnoxious guy who manipulates his best friend into taking him on what's supposed to be a honeymoon with his new wife. He doesn't even care that he is in the process of ruining his best friend's life.

He is a straight up A** , so nothing he says or does is funny.

I feel sorry for the girl, she's clearly trying to be patient, but no one in their right mind could stay in a relationship like this. It's hard to shake this over bearing , selfish, completely unaware of a human being.

Perhaps they are going for some dark type of humor , but the movie just doesn't get it right, everything is just annoying or angering.

I have only watched the first 30 minutes of this movie, and I just can't.

If I'm angry and annoyed for 30 minutes, I think the movie deserves a bad rating despite me not finishing it. A good movie should make viewers want to watch until the end.