The Honeymoon

For starters the plot was seemingly written by a college student who has seen every generic piss poor comedy action romance film and wrote the script in a single night while high. The plot is incredibly boring but could have done well if any effort at all was put into it. A group of C list actors with absolutely no chemistry are the three lead character who I struggled to support the entirety of the way though. A lackluster villain who I at some point began to root for but even then he seemingly had no defining characteristics other than attractive Italian mobster. The comedy was cheap and corny. A majority of it seemed to go for shock factorThe jokes were so bad some of them were good. It seemed as though they had about 1/18th of the script dong and they were told to adlib the rest while they all have not a creative fiber in their body. A forced happy ended to top it all off with a character so undeserving for everything that he put the others through. Do not give this movie the movie they do not deserve. Teach the actors and director to read the script and screenplay before accepting something that they knew would turn out to nothing more than a hot steaming pile of crap.

1 Star. I would give 0 Stars, but the rating system won't allow it.

Starts Off Bad, But Wait, it Gets Worse... Another worst film! Full of boring conversation, and annoying overuse scene! Avoid at all cost!

Whoever makes this garbage should stop and focus on something else. Wedding videos maybe? Or possibly just a new career in general because this is fraud.

This film is bad.

But man oh man this is just amateur hour. I've seen better films on the dollar rental shelf back in the 90s.

If the writer/director got funding for this, it is a good example of someone completely wasting time AND MONEY on boring, uninspired trash like this.

And it just goes downhill from there. What's astonishing is that the writer and director, Dean Craig, is credited this year for writing a movie I enjoyed, The Estate. He also wrote Death at a Funeral a few years back, which was solid. What the actual hell, Dean?

Everything the first reviewer said is true. This is a painfully terrible film with stock jokes, stock characters, and actors with no chemistry. If there were to be an article in the New York Times in a month about how the script was written and characters were selected by an AI that had ben fed a corpus of sub-5-star films, I wouldn't be surprised.

There are, of course, worse films out there. I'd like to congratulate the continuity staff for ensuring that the characters wore the same clothes from scene to scene. Also everyone involved remembered the plot all the way through.

Starts off pretty poor and just descends into a completely avoidable situation that could have been completely avoided. A shame as I think Asim is usually hilarious and normally plays a good part. Viewing it is an experience devoid of empathy. The one character is completely stupid and his friend is stupid for being friends with him. It is just annoying from start to finish.

Poor storyline, predictable and lazy production, writing and acting.

Unfortunately, I felt committed to watch the whole movie and it didn't fail to disappoint. It is probably the most annoying film I've ever watched. AVOID!

I watch quite a few films but I never really review them. This one, however, is so bad that I felt compelled to write about it. The acting is terrible, there is no storyline, nothing is funny and nothing is interesting. Save nearly 2 hours of your life and avoid this utter turkey of a movie.

None of the characters have any sort of chemistry between them and how they managed to get anyone to 'act' in this film, apart from a big fat pay cheque, is beyond me.

This truly is a zero-star type of film. I don't believe anyone can have any interest in it and it's at times like this that you wish that your memory could be wiped.

Terrible.