The Bucket List

Gonzo veteran Craven Moorehead may have been booted from the director's chair in Bree Mill's web porno universe, but his very poor track record as storyteller lives on in this DVD pairing of a couple of "Pure Taboo" episodes made couple years back.

Title vignette is hard to watch, as baby-faced porn stud Codey Steele is miscast as the bad guy, suffering from a terminal illness (indicated amateurishly by his coughing in the intro), He's written down a bucket list of things to do before he takes his final hike, and we see him execute one: f*cking his friend Vanna Bardot and giving her a creampie.

Steele is unconvincing in his acting throughout in a mechanical forced-sex scene in which Vanna is way out of character once the XXX content begins, leaving a bad taste in the mouth of the viewer (no pun intended).

Supporting segment has even worse acting, in a preposterous scene titled "Quid Pro Quo". Producer Mills' favorite "dirty old man with a big dick" performer Steve Holmes is smug and irritating as a professor who forces his student Naomi Swann to do unspeakable things after catching her at school doing Sapphic sex and threatening to report her.

She visits his home on the pretext of tutoring his stepkid Emily Willis, and soon she has seduced Emily, with Steve watching as cornball voyeur. But of course Holmes joins in for a threesome and has his pecker the size of namesake Johnny Wadd's serviced with deep throat action by the gals.

All three porn performers create phony characters and the story line by hack scripter FIstopher Nolan has plenty of silly contradictions, because as usual it's only the explicit sex that the fast-forwarding fans are interested in.