Hacker: Trust No One

First 15 minutes were boring. You meet the back story of the protagonist, which makes internet dating even more laughable. Think of is it as the Blair Witch project of hacking. The plot was thin as paper and does not keep your attention for more than 10 minutes at a time.

Don't get me wrong, this movie was absolutely atrocious. From the acting, plot, dialogue, to even phone-filmed vertical footage.... this was a painful secondhand embarrassment-filled experience. Would never, ever recommend, nor would I have viewed it myself if it wasn't for my boyfriend, who found it on the explore page of a movie-pirating site, and suggested we view it for laughs. And laugh, we did. Endlessly. My stomach still hurts as i reminisce of certain moments, and I am chuckling as I write this review. Of course, it's comedic elements are unintentional by the producers, as its intended "thriller" aspects failed oh so horrendously, that ironic comedy was almost inevitable. Many bad movies exist, but so rare are the ones so bad, they outdo even some high-budget comedies.

I'm not sure this even qualifies as a flick. It's clearly made during Covid and from people who have never met each other once. Just random people speaking awkward dialogue into their webcams, then edited to what's supposed to resemble an actual scene.

Honestly anyone with 3-4 people and 1-2 laptops could have made this. It's utterly unwatchable. Most movies you can find something good about, but this is one you won't be able to.

Not even so bad it's good, skip it...

Budget: -10£ Actors : 1/10 Plot: 2/10 Hacking: My mother's view on it Chick: kinda hot Production: Filmed on a nokia phone and a GoPro 2 I mean the movie is not even to watch as a meme, it's so bad it just disappoints me it has the tile Hacker. The only thing worth about this movie is the British Snoop Dogg character which is kinda cool ngl, but other than that do yourself a favor and don't watch it. I made an account just to submit this review so whoever wanted to watch it doesn't waste his time.

About a guy who tries to find love online using an online dating app. But things take a terrible turn and Danny has choices to make.

It's not your box office style Film (If you expect this you will be disappointed) But I liked it as after the first 15 minutes your left wondering "what will happen next?". I straight away got friends to watch it too. They agree... although not a high budget film it was very entertaining.