The Holy Trinity

Bad acting, bad script, cheap effect's. How this could be rated at 18+ was beyond me! Allegedly based on a terrifying true story! Tales of the Riverbank had more action and realism! College kids they weren't!

I can only think that it was the first effort of a newly formed amateur group.

I don't usually bother to comment on films but this one was so bad, I just had to have my twopenn'orth.

The acting was poor and predictable. The script was full of the usual clichés! It was all I could do to stay awake. The camera work wasn't too bad but nothing special which is about the only good thing I could say about it. I wonder if the reviewer saw the same film when they wrote the scenario.

Don't watch it in a cinema, you don't want to waste good money on it!

Review: The Holy Trinity (2023)

Shalom Kolontarov's The Holy Trinity is a gripping supernatural horror film that takes audiences on a terrifying ride through ancient mythology, psychological torment, and sheer suspense. Based on purported true events, the story follows five college friends who, during a weekend retreat, accidentally unleash a powerful pagan demon that turns their getaway into a nightmare.

One of the film's greatest strengths is its atmosphere. The isolated cabin setting is beautifully shot, enhancing the eerie sense of doom that builds throughout the story. Kolontarov uses shadowy lighting, unsettling sound design, and eerie cinematography to create a creeping dread that lingers in every scene. Unlike many horror films that rely on cheap jump scares, The Holy Trinity builds its horror slowly, making the eventual terror all the more impactful.

The performances from the cast, particularly Shalom Kolontarov and Val Garrahan, feel authentic, helping to draw the audience deeper into the story. Their fear and desperation feel real, making the supernatural horror all the more believable. The script successfully blends psychological tension with supernatural elements, ensuring that the scares aren't just visual but also deeply unsettling.

Another standout aspect is the film's mythology. The idea of an ancient pagan demon lurking beneath the surface of reality adds a fresh and intriguing twist to the horror genre. Rather than rehashing the same old ghost story, The Holy Trinity introduces something unique, making it a must-watch for fans of supernatural horror.

While some indie films struggle with pacing or effects, The Holy Trinity keeps its momentum, delivering a suspenseful and engaging experience. The practical effects and eerie score work in tandem to heighten the terror, proving that horror doesn't need a massive budget to be effective.

For horror fans who enjoy atmospheric, mythology-driven scares, The Holy Trinity is a hidden gem. It's a film that sticks with you long after the credits roll, making you question what might be lurking just beyond the veil of reality. If you're looking for a horror movie that delivers genuine chills, this one is definitely worth a watch.

Current rating: 9.6. Probably this is the most funny part of this movie, and indeed I started watching it because of the clearly fake rating.

The overall result of the making of it is so embarassing that it is not even funny: it will manage to let you laugh a couple of times but certainly not to scare you, if not for the terrible audio taking and mixing which will make you deaf in some minutes.

Prime Video is an unesaurible source of this kind of movies but this is probably the lowest effort ever made by human kind, also taking in count its release date, and I somehow feel proud of being part of the small elite of people who managed to watch it.

On to the next!

"The Holy Trinity" is one of those movies made out of pure wish to make a movie rather than wanting to use even a little bit of talent or skill. The acting is laughable, the plot barely exists, the characters are stupid, and the whole thing is so laughably bad that you should definitely consider watching this with your best friend to make fun of it. The movie tries to escape those facts by labeling itself as a dark comedy, but I seriously doubt that's the case. The more likely scenario is that they couldn't make anything better. I am being serious here. I've watched some bad stuff, and this really made me question myself and why I waste my time on stuff like this. Shalom Kolontarov is especially bad; he has one facial expression for every mood and situation. The others are at least trying, although their overacting is obnoxious, and his brother Yakov is barely better. Also, any chance they can have a scene making out with the girls? Those guys grab it! The good parts? Girls are kind of hot, Rebecca Hurt especially. There are also some scenes that feel like they are taken directly out of some other movies, and they stick out terribly with their higher quality. But other than that, watching this is the same as if you decided to delete an hour and a half of your existence. Absolutely the same result. I give it 2/10, and I don't recommend it unless you are deliberately going to make fun of it, because that's the only thing it's good for.

Prepare to be terrified and bewildered by the mind-bending nightmare that is "The Holy Trinity"! Shalom Kolontarov's twisted creation will leave you questioning your sanity and clutching your popcorn in a death-grip. This diabolical masterpiece weaves a web of pure horror, blending religion, science, and sheer madness into a potent cocktail of terror. The spine-chilling narrative plunges you into a world where angels and demons collide, unleashing unimaginable chaos upon unsuspecting souls. With breathtaking cinematography and heart-stopping performances, this unholy trinity of terror will haunt your dreams, leaving you desperate for salvation. Brace yourself, for this cinematic nightmare is not for the faint of heart!