The Girl in Cabin 13: A Psychological Horror

3 stars because I didn't turn it off... Mostly because I wanted to see how bad the acting and fight/action "choreography" could get. And because I had it on as background noise while I was working. I can guarantee I didn't miss anything by half watching, and that probably actually improved my rating.

Tons of clichés. The main guy just stands there as the bad guys approach him and then suddenly it cuts to them on the floor. There are also a lot of scenes of the girl running slowly and aimlessly through the dark woods. No one really screams or fights.. like they don't really want to live. It feels like a group of college kids were making a movie for a school project... I don't think they aced it.

The acting and dialogue are painfully wooden. They drag out all of the horror movie clichés, making the story feel both predictable and aimless at the same time. This is not even entertaining in a bad horror movie kind of way. It is distractingly bad. Please save yourself the time and find something else.

First, you have a pretty girl completely wrapped up in herself (standard insta) with absolutely no ability to express real emotion. Then you have her boyfriend who, while tolerant, is pathetic and just as emotionless. Like another reviewer said, the best acting was done by the antagonists who never even spoke. The storyline is weak, predictable, and only offers a couple good jump-scares. Unfortunately, those aren't enough to rescue this movie to a point of making it worthwhile watching. There are so many movies more frightening and/or comical that made this one a waste of my time (yes, I watched it to the end).

I've seen people slack off at work, basically phoning it in and now that has made its way into current day Hollywood. The writing was unrealistic and the acting equally as bad. If you see a man in a scary clown mask while hiking in a secluded cabin retreat, then the man chases you, and you do absolutely nothing about it...no cops, no plan to leave, and you don't even tell your girlfriend and you go about your day as if nothing happened. That's just one of many absolutely atrocious scenes in this movie. It was not scary, in the least. I was generous giving this one star. Watch at your own peril as you can't ever get your time back.

This is the problem when people can just produce their own movies. The script is terrible, nonsensical at times, and the acting is bad. Some dialogue is absurd ("We've got no water!" - well, you are in a cabin with running water, so...)

This views like a bad school project. My daughters commented that if their high school TV Production teacher saw this, he'd say "This isn't airing and you've got 4 hours to fix it."

Do not watch it. Its not "bad enough to make you laugh", just bad enough to make you sorry you watched it.