The Cemetery

A group of heavy metal dorks venture into the Pennsylvania wilderness to document a haunted cemetery. Or something.

Gruesome and bloody at the very start, trite and boring throughout the remainder, The Cemetery is a movie with a clichéd story and predictable ending.

Filled with forced dialog and acting so bad it would be more at home in a porno flick. Gratuitous sex and sophomoric attempts at crass humor try to pad out the weak story line with very minimal success.

Good only for a laugh, and not a good laugh. You can most likely find it at the bottom of the discount DVD bin at 7 11. And once you've found it, throw it away.

When I first turned this movie on, I thought it looked promising. The backstory, involving a haunted gravesite in the woods, as well as the imagery of the possessed people was so creepy. I also found both of the female leads, Andrea and Sarah, to be quite attractive

But for some reason, the filmmakers decided to go in the direction of a comedy-horror: there are so many crass jokes, over-the-top scenes, and unlikable characters. None of the comedy elements worked, and the horror concept basically fell by the wayside.

I don't know why they didn't just make a regular serious horror movie; it had so much potential.

Adam Ahlbrandt has made a excellent movie...the narration, story and direction was superb.J D Brown and Natalie Jean has really performed well in some horror movies...specially at graveyard...the city of graveyard...has done excellent acting which is highly recommendable...The cemetery is a good movie to watch....who loves horror...graveyards...In whole laundry list of horror, graveyard and cemeteries I found graveyard movies are terrifying realistic and make much horror...In this movie the cemetery the actors have done a great fantastic job..mostly liked this scene in the movie.. As the producer and host of the reality TV show "Ghost Seekers," Bill and his crew have seen it all: abandoned prisons, haunted houses, and decrepit mental hospitals. Night after night of boring trips to empty run down buildings has left them sure that the dead stay dead and that ghosts are the furthest thing from being real. Their lack of faith will soon be repaid in blood.

I have always loved horror movies and have always been a fan of B-movies and the corny/campy fun they bring along. I mean seriously who doesn't?

After waiting the entire movie for something redeeming to make this film interesting to watch, I came to the conclusion that the credits at the end of the movie was it.

Sadly there wasn't anything even worth mentioning to convince you to sit through this abysmal movie.

The script for this movie was terrible, not sure if that was the main reason for the terrible acting but it probably didn't help.

I hate ripping apart movies but if there is nothing positive to boast about I would rather inform others about not wasting their time and look for better alternatives to this flick.