Gangsters Gamblers Geezers

This is without doubt the worst film I've ever seen. Plot is crap. Acting is crap. Nobody in the film knows a thing about gangsters or geezers. And I think it was shot on an iPhone.

Worst thing I've seen since Got, acting, script genericand sub par.

I really don't get everyone's bad reviews!

It's clearly a funny film that shouldn't be taken so seriously! It was done on a fairly small budget and it should be taken as a bunch of new filmmakers giving it a go! I sure as hell wouldn't be able to do it!

Give them a bit of slack! I've watched a lot worse in Hollywood!!! If anything I am proud to see some home grown Directors and actors finally going for it! The story line is unique and it was fun to see some familiar faces on my screen. It's a British comedy and i personally really enjoyed it. Well done to the actors and film makers. If this is their first attempt then it can only get better and better.

...how utterly terrible this is. The two 'stars' of this parade of juvenile, incoherent excrement also wrote and directed it, oh, and they co-produced it too. Of course this wasn't some sort of vanity project.

When they were sat, probably blind drunk, in the living room of the shared house that they live in they obviously thought that this was hilarious. They were wrong.

They managed to get Dave Courtney, Richard Blackwood, Jodie Marsh and that one out of Atomic Kitten (who isn't Kerry Katona) to star in it, but most of them would go to the opening of a crisp packet nowadays.

Other than that (if that wasn't bad enough) not a single moment of this works on any level. It's an attempt to crowbar in as many scenes which feature large breasts being flashed at the very unattractive 'lead actors', it makes no sense, there are fart noises on the sound track at one point and there is a scene which features a phone being dropped in to a toilet which went on for several weeks, or at least seemed to.

Watch this if only to make you realise that some people have way too much confidence in their own abilities. YOU could write a better screenplay, seriously, you really could.

Viewed at a free screening and I felt ripped off.Infantile teen comedy knock off of Snatch & Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels. Written as a vehicle for forgotten about and wannabe "celebrities" with little to no acting experience and it shows.The badly cast caricature gangster theme is ridiculous to the nth degree,the villains attempting to be menacing but never quite managing to carry it off. I found some amusement from the gypsy gang but no doubt the stereotypical portrayal will be viewed as racist rather than funny by the traveling community. Professional fantasist Dave Courtney's performance as Terry is strangely unconvincing, I say strangely as he has been pretending to be a gangster for 25 years and still cant pull it off. If this truly had a budget of £1.8 million a cannot see where it was spent and feel for the investors. I cannot work out the target audience. primary school humour with a level of violence and offensive dialogue which precludes primary school kids from watching. I also feel compelled to warn others not to waste their time on this.