- Sheriff Jackson: You have been officially relieved of your duties.
- Kingfisher: By what authority?
- Sheriff Jackson: The governor.
- Kingfisher: Well, I've done nothin'.
- Sheriff Jackson: Well, at least you know why I'm here.
- Prophet Josiah: I will bring you the Holy Land. I will provide for you and take care of you in every way.
- Sarah Ramírez: Sounds like hell.
- Prophet Josiah: You're a queer man.
- Sheriff Jackson: Unusual. I prefer unusual.
- [does a little dance]
- Sheriff Jackson: Never queer.
- [first lines]
- Sheriff Jackson: Hoo-whee!
- [echo]
- Sheriff Jackson: Hoo-whee!
- [echo]
- Sheriff Jackson: Hoo-whee!
- [echo]
- Sheriff Jackson: Sir, you awaken our good man! Though the night is made for lovin', and the day, she comes too soon, yet we'll go no more a-rovin', boys,
- [echoing]
- Sheriff Jackson: by the light of the moon. Whoo-leee! Whoo-leee! Whoo-da-leee!