Have You Heard of Christmas?

MATT ROGERS IS THE ONLY IDIOT THAT COULD MAKE ME LOVE CHRISTMAS AGAIN

I LAUGHED, I CRIED, I HEARD ABOUT CHRISTMAS

I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, "Maybe this is truly funny enough that I can make my dad actually pay attention to musical theater over Christmas"

An instant classic. I hope there is an album version of all songs so I can one day hope to be pushing my little cart down the Target holiday aisles when I hear a little jingle about Santa's expansive lube collection start filling the store

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THIS JESTER FLOP HAS ME JOINING IMDB & ROTTEN TOMATOES JUST TO LEAVE RAVING REVIEWS

no idea why i switched between caps and lowercase, im very emotional.