Frankenstein Created Bikers

Bikers from the grave are forced to catch a Bigfoot in order to get the dope that keeps them alive. Not a spoiler. That's the beginning of this insanity. Holy Toledo how did this get made? It has everything and consistently goes into weirder scenarios with an enormous cast, tons of monsters, grue, guns and female nudity to spare. It looks fantastic from being shot on film and not video. The sound quality is Hollywood level, which completely surprised me not knowing much about this. The acting is great too and totally over the top without entering cheese territory. There is so much going on, you just can't grasp it all in one sitting. The lines in this flick are just rapid fire B-Movie gold. Laurence Harvey (Human Centipede), Tristan Risk (American Mary) and the lead biker are standouts who deliver their words with casual evil delight.

I'll admit, I didn't fully understand what was going on the entire time but I was having fun. I really want to see it again. I really like how they turned horror scenarios upside down and kept you guessing what would happen next. I was wrong half the time, which was great.

Big kudos to the special effects team too and all their real practical effects. There are some gore gags you have never seen before, ever! I found out this is kind of a sequel to another film called "Dear God No" so I watched it and it's fun also. Not this crazy fun, though. I can't wait to see "Frankenstein Created Bikers" again and a third one in this series.

This straight sequel to the film "Dear God No!" was worth the wait. This is a massive production with tons of extras that exceeds in becoming the new standard for exploitation homages. The cast, look, insane dialogue and sheer whacked-out situations are all on a point.

If you love that sleazy unpredictable cinema from the late 1960s to the late 1970s, you're in for an all-out party. Best served up with several cocktails, I saw this film turn a mild mannered film festival crowd and it turned into a night club. The crowd was mostly stuffy filmmakers working in other fields and even they were floored by what this film accomplishes, enough so to give it a rowdy standing ovation. This ain't your typical straight to video hokum but a well crafted masterpiece that validates every bargain bin I've dumpster dived and every comic-con screening roulette wheel I've rolled. It's like a tribute to Russ Meyers, Hammer Frankenstein films and more but it isn't really. It doesn't attempt to give you little self-aware winks, it just lives in this weird universe of these other classic cult movies.

Thank you film gods and thank you to this team for delivering the goods. Laurence Harvey and Tristan Risk are better than ever too! How the hell did they get them? Must have been the sweet script. The absolute best the underground has to offer. Impressed.

There was no doubt in my mind that Frankenstein Created Bikers would be awesome. I have just returned from a advanced showing of the picture and will have to say I am completely satisfied with this great film. The audience was cracking up and cheering and it made the entire experience more memorable. This is the kind of film where I will always remember the first time I saw it. It delivers an original story with one of the most satisfying endings. The women are gorgeous and the men are all ugly. Yet everyone is really cool, tough and fun to watch. 10/10 is the rating I give this film. I recommend this movies to anyone who is a lover of films.

This film is apparently the direct sequel to Dear God No! (2011), in which that film was very cheap looking, lousy production value and filled with amateurish acting.

Frankenstein Created Bikers is an all around improvement in every level. Featuring a returning cast yet added in Tristan Risk and Ellie Church whom are both the highlights of the film. The bikers acting are mainly generic and they drag the film down.

This film looks more like an actual film, as opposed to the original where that looked like an amateur school project.

There are some decent moments of action and weirdness that occur. Things are more over the top. The gore and violence is very fake looking but that was expected. Not enough of the Bigfoot.

As in the original there does contains numerous scenes of nudity. Still as a whole the film is quite a mess, drags on and at times and is highly confusing. A lot of scene cuts and jump scenes.

This has got to be THE DUMBEST steaming pile of maggot infested garbage I've ever seen...