John Morrison: You know, one could argue all the great works of music, literature, all art for that matter. They all were about or inspired by one thing... the booty.
Jackson Schultz: You don't have a girlfriend.
John Morrison: No, no I don't. But then again I'm not the artsy-fartsy one here needing inspiration am I? So what do you say there slow-hand, what sort of music do you dig on anyway?
Jackson Schultz: I mean you name it really. I like uhm... old school Jazz, Punk, College Radio stuff.
John Morrison: College radio? Is that even a genre? Let me ask you question. You think old freewheelin' Bob Dylan was sitting around smoking doobies and listening to Reggae when he was writing "Blowin' in the Wind"? No sir he was not.
Jackson Schultz: Look, there's nothing wrong with having diverse musical influences. I mean, uh, what about Van Halen he was a classically trained pianist.
John Morrison: Nah he never dicked around with that shit.
Jackson Schultz: Eddie Van Halen? Dude, the classics were his foundation before he ever banged out "Eruption" on his Frakenstrat.
