Im Bermuda-Dreieck hat sich ein Tornado gebildet, der von prähistorischen Monstern befallen ist und sich seinen Weg zum Land bahnt.Im Bermuda-Dreieck hat sich ein Tornado gebildet, der von prähistorischen Monstern befallen ist und sich seinen Weg zum Land bahnt.Im Bermuda-Dreieck hat sich ein Tornado gebildet, der von prähistorischen Monstern befallen ist und sich seinen Weg zum Land bahnt.
Amanda Jane York
- Robed Woman
- (as Amanda York)
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Inspired by one of the worst, although knowingly stupid, film franchises of recent years and brought to you by the production team of that awful Winnie the Pooh movie earlier in the year and countless other low budget, soft 'prawn' movies.
Everything is terrible. The acting, the plot , the script, the CGI, the direction......everything.
So why give it a two. Well at least they tried. They did succeed in getting a movie movie produced and released ( although I do think that this one actually escaped).
Also, why did a mostly British cast in a movie filmed in the UK speak with American accents. I know it was set in the states but clearly was filmed in London.....whatever.
Everything is terrible. The acting, the plot , the script, the CGI, the direction......everything.
So why give it a two. Well at least they tried. They did succeed in getting a movie movie produced and released ( although I do think that this one actually escaped).
Also, why did a mostly British cast in a movie filmed in the UK speak with American accents. I know it was set in the states but clearly was filmed in London.....whatever.
Plot
A tornado, infested with prehistoric monsters, has formed in the Bermuda Triangle, and is making its way towards land. Now the city must fight to survive against these deadly creatures.
Cast
Usual suspects Danielle Scott and May Kelly ham it up and Jase Rivers is just terrible.
Verdict
It appears Sharknado has started it's own sub-genre, as if Clownado wasn't bad enough now we have Monsternado and it's beyond abyssmal.
So to be clear there's no logical explanation for it, the "Monsters" are mostly animals or exaggerated versions of them and as you'd imagine the CGI ranges from bad down to Spectrum graphics.
The cast are weak, but our girls who play FBI agents oh dear that's next level cringe inducing levels of "Acting" and I couldn't use that word me loosely.
Monsternado is on par with Sharknado in that it's ugly, nobody in front of the camera is trying, nobody behind the camera knows what they're doing and it'll entertain you in the same way as a carrier bag blowing in the wind does. Namely you have no idea why you're even watching it.
Rants
You know instances where a person will defend someone who is entirely talentless and the reason is that they're attracted to them. Such as girls with boy bands or guys with the Kardashians! May Kelly is one for me, I like seeing in in films and appreciated seeing her here! Sadly the girl has the acting aptitude of a bag of farts.
Breakdown
Interesting premise CGI is very poor Acting is non-existent Oozes incompetence at every stage.
A tornado, infested with prehistoric monsters, has formed in the Bermuda Triangle, and is making its way towards land. Now the city must fight to survive against these deadly creatures.
Cast
Usual suspects Danielle Scott and May Kelly ham it up and Jase Rivers is just terrible.
Verdict
It appears Sharknado has started it's own sub-genre, as if Clownado wasn't bad enough now we have Monsternado and it's beyond abyssmal.
So to be clear there's no logical explanation for it, the "Monsters" are mostly animals or exaggerated versions of them and as you'd imagine the CGI ranges from bad down to Spectrum graphics.
The cast are weak, but our girls who play FBI agents oh dear that's next level cringe inducing levels of "Acting" and I couldn't use that word me loosely.
Monsternado is on par with Sharknado in that it's ugly, nobody in front of the camera is trying, nobody behind the camera knows what they're doing and it'll entertain you in the same way as a carrier bag blowing in the wind does. Namely you have no idea why you're even watching it.
Rants
You know instances where a person will defend someone who is entirely talentless and the reason is that they're attracted to them. Such as girls with boy bands or guys with the Kardashians! May Kelly is one for me, I like seeing in in films and appreciated seeing her here! Sadly the girl has the acting aptitude of a bag of farts.
Breakdown
Interesting premise CGI is very poor Acting is non-existent Oozes incompetence at every stage.
I usually like to watch these kinda movies when I am drunk, but unfortunately this movie still couldn't add to my drinking fun time.
What the hell is actually going on? They tried to take it to seriously. In Sharknado (which i love BTW) the acted seriously, to sell the un-seriousness of the obvious ridiculousness of they movie-making fun of itself. They tried to hard to "talk" everything out, no real eminent disaster, try to have to many character story lines, and stop sitting around and talking out the plot lines.
With that said, as a filmmaker myself, THEY STILL MADE A FEATURE FILM and I haven't yet.
So cheers.
What the hell is actually going on? They tried to take it to seriously. In Sharknado (which i love BTW) the acted seriously, to sell the un-seriousness of the obvious ridiculousness of they movie-making fun of itself. They tried to hard to "talk" everything out, no real eminent disaster, try to have to many character story lines, and stop sitting around and talking out the plot lines.
With that said, as a filmmaker myself, THEY STILL MADE A FEATURE FILM and I haven't yet.
So cheers.
Following a series of unnatural meteorological incidents, a scientist realizes the time has come when the events have triggered an unnaturally-sized waterspout to steer towards the city and bring with it an assortment of prehistoric creatures trapping him and other patrons inside a hotel they have to battle through to escape.
This was a pretty solid and enjoyable creature feature. One of the finer features here is the rather cheesy nature of the overall storyline which comes about unnaturally but attempts to make some kind of internal logic. The idea of the weather events happening through the magnetic waves from the Bermuda Triangle and radiating out into the massive waterspouts filled with ancient sea creatures and other prehistoric beings that threaten the city is admittedly goofy but carries enough internal connections with the various ramblings about the area to be somewhat feasible. That it all builds into a city-wide invasion from the creatures and the escalating destruction it all causes serves the film nicely enough to be a wholly worthwhile starting point. From here, this provides the launching pad for a slew of fun encounters with the various creatures. The multitude of creatures on display, from octopuses, sharks, crocodiles, and prehistoric insects, are utilized quite nicely here with each one having a solid attack sequence to get to knock someone off in a fun encounter throughout the hotel as the insects take out the lobby, the sharks and crocodiles are shown stalking the hallways inside and the dinosaurs are on the outside picking off stragglers who are standing near windows with their guard down. It's all entertaining enough with the kind of solid non-stop pace that it stays enjoyable throughout. These factors provide the film with a lot to like about it even though there are some issues with this one that hold it back. Among the main issues here is the wholesale cheesy nature of the storyline that jumps around to disaster after disaster to the point of never feeling coherent or logical. The disbelieving nature everyone has to the calamities being faced, standing around watching waterspouts filled with creatures swirling around, running away into the line of danger, and simply going along with whatever happens in such an unnatural manner that it draws attention to itself simply for how it all plays out. That so much of this comes about because of the CGI being ill-equipped for the backing plates they're inserted into does come across the wrong way as well and overall does the film a lot of damage. That does lead into the other issue with the film where it has way too many subplots to carry itself along when it does. The series of exploits involving the government agents having to deal with the loose-cannon conspiracies and theories is fine enough, but to suddenly interject the idea of the liaison being a betrayer from years ago and doing so again has no purpose other than to make for a surprising twist. The hotel patrons each having their own sidestories is, again, quite natural and logical but it's a case of the wrong time and place to suddenly start worrying about these factors when they're being swarmed by vicious creatures as it mostly serves to set them up for an attack that didn't need to happen. Overall, these are what bring this one down.
Rated Unrated/R: Graphic Language and Violence.
This was a pretty solid and enjoyable creature feature. One of the finer features here is the rather cheesy nature of the overall storyline which comes about unnaturally but attempts to make some kind of internal logic. The idea of the weather events happening through the magnetic waves from the Bermuda Triangle and radiating out into the massive waterspouts filled with ancient sea creatures and other prehistoric beings that threaten the city is admittedly goofy but carries enough internal connections with the various ramblings about the area to be somewhat feasible. That it all builds into a city-wide invasion from the creatures and the escalating destruction it all causes serves the film nicely enough to be a wholly worthwhile starting point. From here, this provides the launching pad for a slew of fun encounters with the various creatures. The multitude of creatures on display, from octopuses, sharks, crocodiles, and prehistoric insects, are utilized quite nicely here with each one having a solid attack sequence to get to knock someone off in a fun encounter throughout the hotel as the insects take out the lobby, the sharks and crocodiles are shown stalking the hallways inside and the dinosaurs are on the outside picking off stragglers who are standing near windows with their guard down. It's all entertaining enough with the kind of solid non-stop pace that it stays enjoyable throughout. These factors provide the film with a lot to like about it even though there are some issues with this one that hold it back. Among the main issues here is the wholesale cheesy nature of the storyline that jumps around to disaster after disaster to the point of never feeling coherent or logical. The disbelieving nature everyone has to the calamities being faced, standing around watching waterspouts filled with creatures swirling around, running away into the line of danger, and simply going along with whatever happens in such an unnatural manner that it draws attention to itself simply for how it all plays out. That so much of this comes about because of the CGI being ill-equipped for the backing plates they're inserted into does come across the wrong way as well and overall does the film a lot of damage. That does lead into the other issue with the film where it has way too many subplots to carry itself along when it does. The series of exploits involving the government agents having to deal with the loose-cannon conspiracies and theories is fine enough, but to suddenly interject the idea of the liaison being a betrayer from years ago and doing so again has no purpose other than to make for a surprising twist. The hotel patrons each having their own sidestories is, again, quite natural and logical but it's a case of the wrong time and place to suddenly start worrying about these factors when they're being swarmed by vicious creatures as it mostly serves to set them up for an attack that didn't need to happen. Overall, these are what bring this one down.
Rated Unrated/R: Graphic Language and Violence.
I typically enjoy cheesy monster and disaster sci-fi movies. I think I have probably seen all of them in the past 20 or 25 years. This one, however, is awful! It is the worst of the worst. I stopped watching it after about 30 minutes because it was a complete waste of time. The plot at that point was utterly ridiculous. The acting was laughable at best. The script was mostly expletives with very little actual dialogue. This is supposed to be in the Action and Horror category. Comedy of Errors would be a better category. I have watched a lot of bad movies all the way through. This one I chose not to because it wasn't getting any better and I wasn't wasting anymore time.
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- WissenswertesAt about 15 minutes, for a movie set in the US, this car with right side steering would be seen on roads in the United Kingdom where they drive on the left.
- PatzerThis is supposed to be taking place in the US, but in the meeting with FEMA (an American federal agency) at the beginning, you can clearly see London's iconic Gherkin building out the window.
- SoundtracksEyes on Me
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