Slamdance FF 2024
Greetings again from the darkness. Original with a big "O" (wink-wink, nudge-nudge), this zany film from co-writers and co-directors Eric Laplante and Susie Moon is offbeat and humorous while making a statement about money and ethics. It also manages to make orgasms as unsexy as possible.
Darla (Alex E Harris, director Laplante's wife) is on her 18th business. This serial entrepreneur has cut a commercial for her Kitty Kasket, an artsy, customized product for the remains of deceased pet cats. We see the commercial and it's as cringeworthy as you would imagine. A trip to the CPA reveals Darla owes a tax lien of a staggering (and unusual) $349,002 thanks to the selfish actions of her overbearing and irresponsible mother (Constance Shulman).
In a most head-scratching turn of events, while mopping in the required figure 8 motion, Darla stumbles on a 'sentient orgasm-granting kombucha scoby' named Mother (voiced by JS Oliver) that's been hidden in a warehouse container. Picture a huge flapjack or pancake and then visualize Darla covering up with it and being treated to a Timothy Leary-inspired orgasm. Darla and Mother cut a deal so that Mother will help Darla raise the money to pay off the tax lien, while Darla will assist Mother fulfill the inexplicable dream of going to space.
Of course, we recognize Mother's speech pattern as a nod to HAL9000 of Kubrick's classic 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY, but that's about all we recognize here. Another character, Dr Brittney St Clair (Jenn Lyon) seems to always be on TV and is Darla's inspiration, along with the "Yeah, OK" book. For those of us who respect creativity and risk-taking, filmmakers Laplante and Moon deliver a whopper.
