Tony Goldmark: It finally happened, folks. The first U.S. president to defend Nazis, mock assault victims, endorse an accused pedophile, feud with a gold star family, commit millions in tax fraud, star in a Pizza Hut commercial, deny a 9/11 sized number of American deaths, and stare directly into the fucking sun finally achieved... something when his Animatronic was added to Walt Disney World's Hall of Presidents last December.
