We'll Slap the Japs

The Four Sportsmen take a break from water polo -- I suppose their ponies drowned -- to sing they'll slap the Japs right into the laps of the Nazis. This may hold the record for second longest WWII song title, right after "I'm A Cranky Old Yank In A Clanky Old Tank, On The Streets Of Yokohama With My Honolulu Mama, Doin' Those Beat-o Beat-o, Flat-on-my-seat-o, Hirohito Blues." And if you have a contender for #3, please keep it to yourself. They certainly sound enthusiastic about the prospect.

It's one of more than two thousand soundies released by Mills and other producers, meant to be played on a device called a Mills Panaram. They were around from 1940 through 1946. Think of them as video jukeboxes.