Asian School Girls

I was bored

By Asian school girls

That's quite an accomplished but this movie did it

Aside from the most ridiculous story line Ive seen in a long, long time, with the possible exception of one, they chose "Asian School Girls" who were all well past their prime, covered in tattoos, nipple clips, and about 30 pounds overweight and not what you'd call attractive by any stretch.

Besides being filled with gratutitous sex scenes that were about as titillating as a butcher house, it was literally impossible to suspend disbelief and make yourself think these chicks were school girls unless it was at the local senior citizens center.

They could have made something out of it but chose not to. They could have had girls who were school age, kept their clothes on, and were believable.

Just flat-out ridiculous.

Right, well given the title of the movie, you might be thinking you're in for quite something else, but alas this actually is an action thriller, as listed on IMDb, and not some sleazy porn movie.

Sure, the movie does have its share of lewd pseudo explicit nudity in many scenes. Scenes which are quite unnecessary and really doesn't serve the movie any purpose, aside from showing off the main Asian female cast. Of course, there is some in the audience that will enjoy this, and director Lawrence Silverstein is definitely cashing in on that. I, personally, found it to be wholly unnecessary for the movie and had to fast forward through minutes of scantily clad naked dancing scenes.

Well, if you look past this pointless nudity and showing off the Asian female cast in this manner, then the movie was actually adequately entertaining for what it turned out to be. Sure, it was cheesy, campy and predictable, but it a B-movie fashion, where you enjoy these guilty pleasures of watching these low budget and often horrible movies. But once in a while, these B-movies actually turns out to be entertaining; and "Asian School Girls" was one such movie. God, that title still is abysmal to write.

The acting in the movie is pretty much as expected. The Asian female cast were doing fair enough jobs, but given the fact that there was a heap of pointless nudity, it sort of took away from the overall performance of these actresses. It made it sleazy in a sort of creepy manner. They acted well enough, performed the action and martial arts scenes well enough. Now, don't go expecting this to be a grand martial arts performance that will put the likes of Jet Li, Donnie Yen, Iko Uwais, Tony Jaa, etc. to shame, because it will not.

"Asian School Girls" has that special B-movie quality to it that makes it actually fun to watch, and it is worthwhile watching if you have nothing better laying around to watch.

I am rating the 2014 "Asian School Girls" movie five out of ten stars. Hardly a movie that I will be watching again though, but it proved entertaining and enjoyable enough for what it was.

Not that the title Asian School Girls was not a big clue.

This movie falls into so many stereotypes, I'm surprise there wasn't a car chase were they could show off how awful Asians are suppose to be at driving, but I guess that would have put the budget at 20 dollars.

Give it to the house of Mockbusters they showed balls being straight up serious with this one.

It's almost like a Soft-core porn without the simulated sex scenes, completely geared towards anyone with a dragon chick fetish

In all fairness, the movie could have been better if the studio was not so obliviously exploiting Asain girls. It had a great Kill Bill-like revenge plot that focus more on hot chicks looking hot than paying homage to Asian cinema

It does have so bad it's good potential,and there is nudity, but it can leave you feeling shameful that you found pleasure in it.

The title and cover art led me to believe this was going to be a fun, tongue-in-cheek Roger Corman/Tarantino-esque action flick. Perish that thought and burn it with fire.

"Asian School Girls" is literally about Asian schoolgirls...flaunting just about every Western stereotype about Asian women. That's it. It's not ironic or deliberately schlocky. This doesn't even qualify as one of those "so bad, it's good" films. The entire production has the appearance of a soft core porno that was hurriedly converted into a micro-budget revenge thriller after being rejected by HBO-Z. Which is a shame, considering had it stayed a porno, one could suspend a whole lot more disbelief. Like how four obvious porn actresses inked from head to toe could pass as 16 year-old highschool girls.

I've said enough. This is one of the most cringe-worthy, racist films I've watched in over 33 years of life. Anyone giving this garbage positive reviews is either a huge creep or friends with the director.