askeland89

Modern day South Park is pathetic.. The first episode this year had you all hyped up, now they're using the same recipe in every episode. Matt & Trey hintet on several occasions that the reason why we no longer enjoy South Park is because we're getting old.. Sorry to say but no, you're the once getting old. You're closing in on 60 and the creativity from the older seasons is no longer present. South Park has become a parody of itself and it's no longer funny. Not for a second.

I always had a healthy respect for Zlatan and I didn't think of him as a sellout but the fact that this pathetic excuse for a movie exists makes me doubt my respect towards him. This is not an accurate representation of his story at all and the clown who played him didn't look like him for a second. Same thing goes for the kid version. In real life he had a rough childhood, in this version he was basically just a normal Swedish boy and the neighbourhood didn't seem that rough to me.

Zlatan's actual story is inspiring and they should have used elements from that instead of this make-believe crap. My curiosity got the better of me but I can safely say it was a complete waste of my time.

At least they're being honest, this movie is not really trying to hide the fact that it's horrible. It doesn't lack self awareness and that's pretty much the only reason I'm giving it 2 stars instead of 1. The original George of the Jungle was no masterpiece but it served as a guilty pleasure.. This one did not. Strictly guilt only without the pleasure. To those of you claiming it could have been a great sequel, it could not. It was destined to fail. No one ever really asked for a sequel yet they forced it on us.

This is categorized as a comedy, they say comedy is subjective.. The problem is this is not comedy, more like a hopeless attempt. Your subjective opinion means nothing to anyone who knows anything about movies.

And that's enough rambling on my part. If you haven't seen this movie I can safely say you didn't miss out.