Crepitus

This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my entire life and I legitimately enjoy bad movies. This movie isn't "bad" in the fun way a movie like Plan 9 is; it's genuinely painful to watch. The acting is stitled, the scares are nonexistent, the plot is nonsensical, and they couldn't even manage to properly record the dialog. This movie isn't even 90 minutes long but it felt like it lasted for about 7 hours. I don't understand how anyone involved in this watched the final cut and didn't immediately destroy the thing. I hope that everyone involved in this film either goes on to better and better things or solemnly decides to never make another movie again. The world isn't big enough for two movies this terrible.

Really wanted to like it, but the writing makes zero sense. The 2 young girls are horrendous at "acting". Bill Moseley is the only redeeming quality, but even he can only do so much with this tripe. What a let down after waiting so long for this to become available.

What a boring cheap movie with some ridiculously bad acting...I have no damn clue why some horror websites are praising it. What a waste of time..

Just don't. Bill, if you're reading this, get a new agent.

2 stars for the young actors because they tried. And hopefully learned valuable lessons.

*NON-SPOILER*

As much as I tried, I could not get into this film. The storyline is unimaginative and bland whilst the acting is very robotic and scripted (more so from the two girls). You always get one chance to redeem any horror film by making it genuinely scary, unfortunately this completely failed to do that.