Wet & New

Stills & Mills are firing on nearly all four cylinders with this typical but better executed massage porno featuring strictly masseuses. Methinks the prolific team should eschew boy/girl (especially their ill-advised "Pretty Dirty" content line) and stick to girl action.

Biggest surprise is the presence of Summer Brielle, a once-hot big-bust starlet who has (like nearly all of her peers) fallen into the gonzo world of late. She served the usual apprenticeship being tied up or duct-taped in junky bondage/fetish videos but never appeared for the Girlfriends, Sweetheart, Abigail or Filly Films all-girl labels.

She is accompanied by a similarly massive-breasted star Courtney Taylor as girlfriends in bikinis who make the most of new neighbor, little Dakota Skye. Taylor hides in the bushes videotaping (using her tablet) as Brielle brings Skye to orgasm in the usual Sapphic manner. For her efforts, Courtney gets only a segment credit (all this content is lifted from internet use for DVD compilations, the typical Bree Mills marketing approach), so I had to add her contribution to IMDb.

It is interesting that the flat-chested jail-bait actress Skye is the sex object, while Brielle is now the predator analogous to the porno studs who toil in the shadows of their beautiful opposite-sex co-stars. Summer's big fake breasts look grotesque in this particular video, a failing to set at the door of still photographer turned lackluster director Alan.

The big-deal segment is flat, a bust if one pardons the expression. For some reason Mills thought it might be cute to stage an all-Asian all-girl orgy titled "Asian Pool Party" but the resulting daisy chain is about as scintillating as watching an old 1984 VHS of the "No Boys Allowed" variety.

Far better is an all-Latin all-girl duo in which complainer Veronica Rodriguez (telling a pal on the phone that he boyfriend never gives her an orgasm) gets instant satisfaction when dominant masseuse Vanessa Veracruz makes a house-call and does more than oil 'er up.

Once Veronica gets over the requisite "Oh, you have such big breasts!" crap regarding VV, the statuesque regular in the Stills & Mills stock company whips out a big pink vibrator and elicits some amazing fountains of urine from Rodriguez. Supposedly representing an orgasm/female secretion, this obvious Golden Shower is carefully avoided by VV, though I was rooting for it to hit the cameraman square in the face.

Two other segments demonstrate the extreme limitations of Mills' no-script approach, an anti-screenwriter policy to which she is wedded as firmly as Gov. Scott Walker is to busting up labor unions. Opening segment has endless dialog, all of it improvised and all of it asinine, as client Natalia Starr becomes fixated on masseuse Aaliyah Love with the "haven't I seen you somewhere before?" routine. Turns out that Love is actually Aaliyah Love the porn actress (man, what a stretch!) and busty Natalia is glad to hump her.

At the other extreme, we get a vignette titled "Speechless", not dramatic but rather so named because the masseuse & client both refrain from talking. Fortunately the rubdown goes to Amia Miley, who has one of the sexiest bodies and most arousing breasts/nipples in the business, making for strong skin-tone contrast with pale Catie Parker.