Double D-Tention

Brazzers hit my sweet tooth with the casting of "Double D-Tension", a series of skits cranked out for its website that is mighty low-brow but mighty arousing, too.

The sublimely wonderful Euro stars Sensual Jane and Anissa Kate lend a touch of class to the Quebec out of Chatsworth label, bringing their own brand of beauty and sexual prowess to the older/younger genre. Kate is cast as a French teacher, working with Old School chalk and blackboard (that's what I had back in Grade School, though no educators resembling Kate). She teams up with botox/fake tits Bibi Noel to service Jessy Jones in a threesome, and sequenced as the first vignette on the DVD it sets a high standard of sexiness for the program.

Jane is teamed, for the umpteenth time, with Danny D, and few of their fans could complain. Ashley Sinclair is the schoolgirl that makes this a threesome.

The other segments are mundane, though I always get a kick out of Ava Addams flopping her moneymakers around, this time paired with overage student Van Wylde, in a skit that has the temerity to name-drop Henry Miller's "Tropic of Cancer". How that got shoe-horned into this low-brow burlesque nonsense is beyond me.